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§ha§ha ƒuиky §hake™ ([info]zellywellywoowo) wrote,
@ 2008-03-31 15:08:00


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Current mood: amused

Funny Stuff
Random funny/ fun things I have heard in the last 48 hours.

me: What are you thinking about?
James: I am thinking I want to start a family with you.

Random Guy @ Bar: I'm too fat to fuck.

Toopoor: Use the cum stun gun on his ass!

Terra: Is this shit all you guys can talk about? Sucking eachothers cocks off? If so you all need a fucking vacation, go to Amsterdam or something and get your dick out of your friend's hand you gay fucks!
Zarcia: Well I'd love to and all but if I did that I'd have to get my dick out of your mouth and i really like it where it is.
Binzy:He needs to open his mouth wider I can hear your dick grinding on his teeth man!
Eps:Nah it's good like it is. You are talking about a mouth that can only stretch to 4inches with dick that is only 4.5, it feels better that way. He is maxing out his mouth elasticity.


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[info]requiemofchaos
2008-04-01 06:43 am UTC (link)
One time I saw this big old guy at the bar who was leaning on a table that was already broken and barely staying up, then he broke it. After falling and getting back up he had some blood on his forehead, but his biggest concern was voiced loudly to all of us.

"Fuck, I spilled my beer!"

we all laughed, it was good times.

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[info]zellywellywoowo
2008-04-01 05:46 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO drunk people don't knwo what's good for them. This guy at the bar as stated above was by himself and He was drinking. He looked sober and he looked like his mind was in the right place. He was sippin on his beer and watching tv and out of the blue he grabs his guy and looks at it for a while. He sighs then blurts out. "I'm too fat to fuck" and then sips on his beer again.

It's as if he was thinking about sex in his mind then reassured himself that he was too fat for that lol.

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[info]half_pain
2008-04-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
Lol woooow. Interesting indeed.

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[info]lawton_anime
2008-04-05 08:15 pm UTC (link)
hahahahahahahahahhahaha

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