Veronica Zeller (wrong_kind) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 13:33:00

Current mood:

depressed

So, me and Joe broke up today.

And it wasn't because we didn't care about eachother anymore, it was because he didn't care about me in the same way anymore.

Does anyone want to gess what that means?

Fucking hell, this is the third one. THIRD. Really, is there someting wrong with me or something? Am I that awful that I turn men away from the entire female population?

I want to know why 9 out of 10 guys I'm attracted to wind up being gay, and then the 1 out of 10 that are actually attracted to me, wind up being gay later on.

So really. If you happen to find me attractive, be willing to bat for the other team in about 5 months.

GOD DAMN IT!

[Griff]

If you're ever looking for a new boy, if something happens with you and West, I'd be more than happy to date a straight man who you find attractive, 'cause I have a special talent apparently.

I'm that good of a friend.

[/Griff]

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	bestzeller 2008-02-22 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe your perfume is too fruity. I'M SORRY. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. You are funny. So, so funny. I'm not laughing here. THIRD. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Well! Come on now, Veronica, when you go out to a pub and there are only men there, it's not a free-for-all for a woman. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, wow, thank you for explaining that. Now I know not to look for a boyfriend in a bar. Thank you for your sage advice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you could find a boyfriend in a bar, I was referring to staying away from the ones gay men usually frequent. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You're not helping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I know. You can come over and have some cake, if you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I was actually planning on going to an all man pub to get myself a boyfriend, but I think I could eat some cake before I go and dive into a pool of misery and self loathing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Awwww, Veronica! There's nothing wrong with you, it's these jerk guys who are trying to 'figure themselves out' with you. It just means you're a loving and trusting person, not your fault these men take advantage of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterpadfoot 2008-02-22 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	You should try the auror office. There's this wonderful gentleman, he goes by the name Alastor. You'd love him, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Does he want to turn gay? Because if he does, he's perfect for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterpadfoot 2008-02-22 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure he's un-turnable. He's a perfect example of manliness and heterosexuality. He knows how to handle his wand, without handling other men's, if you know what I mean. You're definitely his type. ~~female, I think~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-22 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	What's his type, if I'm it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterpadfoot 2008-02-22 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Female. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dextered 2008-02-22 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm man buffet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Not for us, sadly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dextered 2008-02-22 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	To be a gay man at a man buffet... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bestzeller 2008-02-22 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	What a life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dextered 2008-02-22 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we should try it sometime. A few dates with a gay man is better than no dates. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Veronica healerstouch 2008-02-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Story of my life...sort of. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Nora wrong_kind 2008-02-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	We should start a club. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Roni gruffith 2008-02-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah and West would still probably kill the poor bloke. Short of me growing tits, I don't there's much that could scare him away. Not after this month. Sorry to here about Joe, though. You want me to come over? Biscuits in bed, yeah? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Griff wrong_kind 2008-02-22 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	See, and I have the opposite problem. Eh. I think I knew before he did. I just hoped it wasn't true. Veronica Zeller, living in denial, as always. Biscuits in bed would be lovely. I plan on gaining 500 pounds, so that way if someone dates me I'll know it's because they actually like me. I'm a genius. Why didn't I think of this before? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	letspretendxo 2008-02-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Well cheer up, Tootise. You could always date women to piss the prick off. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wrong_kind 2008-02-23 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	How, exactly, would me dating women piss off a gay man? I'm sure he wouldn't care very much. It'd probably make him feel less guilty. (Reply to this)(Parent)