My plan was to floo into Leaky. I'm a Gryffindor, but I'm not brave enough to handle Nazis with guns and bombs.

You know, there's safety in numbers they say.

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Oh, goodness, is that an initiation? Because sniveling Slytherin and all. I dare say I'd only be dead useless in a fight.

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You needn't worry. I can run very quickly.

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Sounds like you'll need to.

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Excuse me?

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I think you heard me.

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Oh, shove it, Potter.

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Don't think I will, actually.

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What is your problem? Am I not allowed to have friends besides you an Olive?

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Of course you are.
Just...choose wisely, that's all.

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You cannot be serious.

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I'm just looking out for you, that's all.

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Potter! You mean someone actually taught you how to write? My compliments to your trainer.

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Oh, how clever! Look, you even tried to be insulting and everything. That's adorable, Malfoy, it is.

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Almost as cute as your attempt at being condescending. Can I put this happy incident of your annoying me as due to jealousy, or is there another reason?

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Is "for the fun of it" good enough for you?

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Ah, of course. My mistake for expecting any sort of higher thinking from you. Carry on.

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How typically Slytherin Pureblood of you.

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Um. Oh dear. I hate to be the one to tell you this, Potter, but it's just a house. It only impacts you for seven years of your life. Possibly eight, for you, since I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up repeating a year, but it's the same idea. And correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you a pureblood too?

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It impacts you for the rest of your life, actually, because those are formative years. I'm not repeating anything. And yes, but there's a big difference between your sort of pureblood and mine, isn't there?

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That may be so. And I suppose if you don't intend to do any growing or changing as a person beyond your attendance at Hogwarts, I'd agree. And is there indeed? I won't pretend that I know either you or your family, so however would I know.

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Excellent. I'm speedy myself. No doubt if we get confronted by the one Nazi who accidentally ends up on the wrong side of the channel, we'd both be able to make a clean get away.

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Obviously, obviously! The man won't know what hit him. So, when should this be?

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Mm. Preferably as soon as possible? I'm bored to tears.

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I quite agree. There's nothing like your two best friends having fun without you.

Tomorrow? Three pm?

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Am I a second choice? Well, alright. I think my wounded pride can take it.

Excellent. Meet you at the Leaky Cauldron?

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Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.

Of course.

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No offense taken.

Perfect. I'll see you there, then.

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