West Sumpter (westisbest) wrote,
@ 2008-03-08 10:00:00

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[ Griff ] ...seen the Tattler yet? I just had someone wave it in my face and ask me questions about my pretty blonde girlfriend. Do people just completely ignore Cassandra now on the assumption that just because we don't see each other we can't be dating? You realize this is a serious problem.

But. I guess I should tell you we ... talked. [ / Griff ]

Fair warning to whoever wrote that article: I see you on the streets and it's not going to be a pretty sight.

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	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, was she hanging all over you and acting like you were her secret boyfriend? Because you can't really blame her for just. You know. Standing there. Yeah, it's all just to rile you up. Go get angry at the quaffle of something and send it straight through the keeper's chest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, don't worry - I plan on it. If it was that simple I wouldn't be worried, but fucking hell. I'm starting to think it would be easier to just tell everyone Griff and I are fucking like rabbits. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	...Griff? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	~~Ah shit.~~ Kirkham. Yeah. So. You can see where this gets fucking COMPLICATED, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	This story just got a whole lot more interesting. Not that it wasn't before, but. Wow. Well. Yes, now it is very complicated. But the only ones who take those rags seriously are the fan girls that obsess over what brand of toothpaste you use. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	And Griffith, because he's a bloody girl. It's been over two years. I mean, I'm getting sick of hiding this shit because he wants to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	So...I don't understand, if you do go public, he'd break things off? That doesn't sound fair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's about the long and short of it. And he did knock up ~~the bitch~~ the girl. So. You can see how thoroughly we're fucked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, mate, if you want to think about it like---if it were a straight couple trying to hide their relationship from the media, and one of them got someone else pregnant/got pregnant from someone else...I...don't think they'd still be together. But, I dunno, I don't know enough about what's going on. I mean. That's shit, though. Complete shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. I'm just hoping I don't accidentally kill someone on the pitch today, we'll put it that way. Nora was ... supposed to be a cover. I thought if they shagged Griff would have enough sense to .. protect, but apparently. Not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	If you do kill someone, the opposing team's fans will stop writing shit about you. Voilà. ~~A cover--~~ Merlin. Does er---does Nora know? About you and Griff? That'd make things a little...easier? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's true, but I'm thinking the bloke's family would take offense to it. Me using their dead kid as a way to get papers off me. ...uh, yeah. So. She may have kind of walked in. In the middle of the whole 'shagging senseless' thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	True. ~~OH THE POOR THING~~ Well that's unfortunate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	She's the one who shows up without bloody well knocking. And then we found out about the kid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	You guys would make such a good soap opera. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Well. I may have suggested to her that she ... you know, surrogate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Really! Man. Babies are awesome, I mean. This one's causing quite a bit of trouble, but its not exactly its fault, yeah? Because...you three would know the truth and in the end that's all that matters. And, really, the Tattler had something about muggles orbiting the Earth in space a few months back, so can you really believe anything it says? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. Although I'm relatively sure I'd be the worst father in the entire world. You know, I'd probably accidentally hit it in the face with a bludger or something. There's that. It does write some pretty crazy shit...but I know Griff's going to be a complete bint about it anyway. I'm sure he'll try to kill me when I bring up what I told Nora. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

West

berkelisms
2008-03-08 07:21 pm UTC (link)

West. Even you wouldn't hit a kid in the face with a bludger. On purpose, anyway. That'd be rather hard to do, I think, actually. If you manage it that would kind of be impressive. Horrible and tragic, but impressive.

Well, I say. You've got to be happy, mate. You can't spend the rest of your life miserable because Griff's scared. People go through worst stuff all the time, I mean---I'm an auror and I could, you know, die in the next five minutes of my job. Amelia's in a position where she's threatened nearly daily by lunatics. But we're doing it and it sounds really quixotic but we're going to push through and do whatever it takes to be happy and take the risks that come along with doing what we do.

I think I just had an epiphany. But there's my two cents.

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	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Impressive. Right, so instead of letting them throw me in prison you're going to say that it should be made into a muggle flick, huh? I'll hold you to that, Berk. Merlin fuck knows that I can see that. Just have to make Griff see it my way, possibly by ganging up on him with the bint. ...epiphany, huh? I think I just started to figure out a plan. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West berkelisms 2008-03-08 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Plans are always good. And Griff needs a swift kick. So make sure a kick is part of the plan. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Berk westisbest 2008-03-08 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at the rate things are going we're going to end up with a match vs. each other. So the kick could be supplemented by a bludger, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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