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[07/06/09 @ 10:57pm] |
Okay, so I was reading one of my mom's parenting magazines this morning (my brother was hogging the net, mmkay?), and I came across this little gem:
On an average day, a four year old will ask 437 questions.
I live with a four year old. I think that's a conservative estimate. Now, you may be saying to yourself: 'Tuesday, but...you ask a lot of questions, too!' This is true. But I never ask the same question twice, and I actually retain the answer, now don't I? Biiiiig difference between that and hearing 'Tues, is the moon really made of cheese? Fox said it was made of cheese.' 14 and a half times today. I say half because he got half way through it on the last try before I cut him off.
Also, Fox...you've got to quit telling Clover these things. I don't care how funny it is.
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| BAAAH DUUUUH DAAAAH.... |
[06/12/09 @ 8:54pm] |
I AM DONE!
Freedom is miiiiiine.
So long, high school suckas!
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[05/28/09 @ 11:24pm] |
I got chased by an angry dog today. Dunno what I did to piss it off. I was just walking along, then all of a sudden there was all this angry barking and it was coming right for me. Luckily, I'm fast on my feet. And I wasn't far from home, so I didn't have to haul ass for very far.
Anyway. It was exciting, but whoever owns the big white dog with the black ears should really see about keeping him secured. Because I'd rather not be mangled, thanks.
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