wadcock (wadcock) wrote,
@ 2010-01-23 22:42:00

Posted sunday >>
[Savannah] I know, I know that this looks really really horribly bad, but please tell me you picked up Leanne from daycare on Friday. I can explain everything. I swear. [/Savannah]

[Drystan/Odette] I swear I have a good reason for missing practice.

As in I am currently being held hostage at a muggle hospital, and could use some help getting out. Please?

Did you know that they actually cut people open and sew them shut when they are done digging around inside?[Drystan/Odette]

Well hasn't this turned out to be a shitty weekend.

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	Wards cockaigne 2010-01-24 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Is this supposed to be one of those jokes that only you think is funny because you made it up? I'm just letting you know, it's one of those kind. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Wards wadcock 2010-01-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh how I really really wish it was one of those. I have a wound that is being held together by thread. Stitches they call them. And they say I'm the loony one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards cockaigne 2010-01-24 04:10 am UTC (link)
	~~What the fuck are you talking about?~~ What? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards wadcock 2010-01-24 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I got shot by a loony muggle with a gun and they apparently had to cut me open to take the bullet out. And now these crazy fuckers think I've lost my mind or something because I had no idea what was going on, which also is apparently my fault because I didn't research muggle weapons and hospital care before my shopping trip. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards cockaigne 2010-01-24 04:45 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck were you doing that got you in a situation where a bullet got--- shot at you! What the fuck is wrong with you! ~~Of course they think you've lost your mind~~ Right. And I thought I got myself in ridiculous situations. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards wadcock 2010-01-24 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I was shopping for a damn couch for my new flat. Someone recommended this store that just happened to be in Muggle London. And its not like I woke up ~~this~~ Friday morning and said 'hey lets see what kind of fucked up day I can have today' (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards cockaigne 2010-01-24 05:08 am UTC (link)
	~~Really?~~ Okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Wards

wadcock
2010-01-24 05:26 am UTC (link)

~~God damnit all this is a load of shit and I'm sick of this mess already~~

Look, I don't mean to snap or be mean or whatever, but I barely have any idea what the fuck is going on and ~~Savannah is being a right bitch but she has my daughter so I can't just tell her to go shove off~~

Can you just tell Drystan that I'm not blowing off practice to be a lazy fucker, I'm not even sure he pays much attention to anything I say at all. And he likes you so he'll ~~believe~~ listen to you.

And maybe help find someone who can get me the fuck out of her before they stick me with something else.

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	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I ran to go and get her after receiving a phone call saying you were supposed to be there 3 hours ago, but never showed up. What the hell kind of excuse do you have for that? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Savannah wadcock 2010-01-24 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Thank you so much. Long story short, I was shot while shopping in London and was carted off to some muggle hospital while I was unconscious. I'll come by and pick her up as soon as I can get out of here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 03:33 am UTC (link)
	What?! What do you mean, you were shot?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Savannah wadcock 2010-01-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	All I know is what the ~~healers~~ doctor told me. Apparently some guy went psycho and shot up the corner I just happened to be standing on. Now I have this nasty wound going down my side because these crazy fuckers thought it would be a great idea to cut me open on top of getting shot. And they think I'm the crazy one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Seth

jot_it_down
2010-01-24 03:55 am UTC (link)

Oh. my. God.

I have such a headache, now...

And so you know, they cut you open because they needed to make sure the bullet (which is a piece of metal that is shot out of something called a gun. You would know this if you ever paid attention to me when I tried to explain muggle culture to you!) didn't do any damage to your organs. They needed to make a bigger gap to get a better look inside, because unlike wizards, they don't have magic to heal you.

Where the hell are you now?

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	Savannah wadcock 2010-01-24 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Well I certainly know what a gun and a bullet is now. I'm still at this mad house they call a hospital! They won't let me leave because the need to 'supervise' my recovery or some shit. That and they think I'm completely loony. It's not my fault I didn't know where I was when I woke up and freaked out because there were tubes and wires everywhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Why does it not surprise me that it took a bullet getting lodged in your chest for you to finally know what one is? You're so ignorant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Savannah wadcock 2010-01-24 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I am so sorry that I didn't take an interest in muggle weaponry sooner. Never really expected to get up close and personal with it. You're concern is greatly appreciated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You-! You are lucky I am even talking to you right now! And I am concerned, you ass hole, but that doesn't change the fact that you're ignorant. What the hell is the name of that hospital? Leanne keeps asking for you... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Savannah

wadcock
2010-01-24 04:35 am UTC (link)

Just because I don't know all about muggle weapons and hospitals doesn't mean I'm ignorant. I never planned to encounter either so don't you push this off on me.

And I don't even know where I am. They don't fucking tell me anything. I'm working on getting out.

Just tell Leanne that I got stuck with work or something. I'll be there to pick her up as soon as I can.

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	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Tell me, Seth...do you plan anything? Well, maybe you should ask someone, because I refuse to lie to your daughter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Savannah

wadcock
2010-01-24 04:49 am UTC (link)

~~You are being a right bitch.~~

As of right now I'm planning on being struck by lighting. It should be just about as fun as this is.

Leanne doesn't need to know that I'm hurt because I'll be just fine. And its not lying just editing the truth.

Someone is coming to help me sort things out ~~I think...~~ If Leanne is just to much trouble I can find someone to come and pick her up and watch her til I get this all sorted out.

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Seth

jot_it_down
2010-01-24 04:58 am UTC (link)

~~Well, we can only hope...~~

She has a right to know what happened to her Dad, Seth. Do you really think it'd be better for her to think that you just didn't come for her because you were at work? She's scared, Seth, and she wants. to. know. where. her. father. is!

Get that through your head.

I adore Leanne, by the way. She is no trouble at all. Her father on the other hand...

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	Savannah wadcock 2010-01-24 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Well I don't think telling her that he dad almost died is a very good idea. She's not even two yet. Just tell her whatever, Savannah. I can see that you obviously don't think my opinion means much on the matter, I'm only her father after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth jot_it_down 2010-01-24 05:21 am UTC (link)
	You didn't die...and that will just make you look stronger in her eyes. Fine. Fine. You're her father, so of course you would know what's best for her. Fuck, Seth, you deserve the father of the year award for your outstanding parenting. Bravo. I'm not telling her a damn thing. You can explain everything to her yourself, since she is your daughter after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Wards brythonichero 2010-01-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
	So what you would be attempting to tell me is that you were nearly fatally wounded by a Muggle and have now been taken prisoner by their barbaric health care system, and wish to be rescued. Have I left anything out? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Wards wadcock 2010-01-25 04:12 am UTC (link)
	You pretty much have it covered there. A few of the finer details are missing but those really aren't important at the moment. The real question is whether or not you believe me, because if not I suppose those pesky details become a bit more important. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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