Sasuke Uchiha (vitiated) wrote,
@ 2010-03-29 19:33:00

I don't even know what to type. I've been gone awhile ... obviously.

I started work again, so those of you who even recognize me, you'll see me around more often. Maybe. If you get into any legal trouble. Or just want to stalk my uncle.

Why are fun things only fun when you're drinking ~~or on drugs~~? I feel like I'm missing something everyone else has figured out.

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	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I just want a shot of vodka. Or three. Or sixteen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I want two 80mg pills of Oxy. I'd treat them nice. Not pop them at once like I used to, but cut them in half, use them sparingly. Nothing like being clean to really teach you how much of a glutton you were. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I think we're sick. And sad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:09 am UTC (link)
	We're addicts. We can't help it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Rather, we're the only ones that can help it. We know how to get it again, but we're the ones stopping ourselves. Maybe we're sick and sad, but... we're making the right choices, for once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't think anyone can appreciate that as much as we can. I'd like to see Itachi give up sweets, or Izuna and his milkshakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Well physically Itachi can't give his up, but Chubby Bunny can. But I won't take that away from him until he really is 300 pounds. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Speaking of Chubby Bunny, he just gave me an idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Haha, you called him fat. What's your idea? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:19 am UTC (link)
	We should put him on a dating show. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Like Tila Tequila's? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but less douchebags. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:22 am UTC (link)
	He needs a perfect 10. I will settle on a 9.8 for him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Money can get anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Let's put him on The Millionaire Matchmaker. I always wanted to fight Patti. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:26 am UTC (link)
	God, that show. It's why I'm afraid of women. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Let's do it. Please? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	He's technically not a millionaire. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	I gift him 2.5 mil for being sexy. Satisfied? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	Unfair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's how much he inherited, anyway. And a third of the pool, diamond stilettos, and a tiara. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm guessing you were the favorite. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	I was the one he trained to be like him. Izuna was the one he didn't want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Poor Izuna. I can't imagine what it would be like to have your blood parents not want you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's not that they didn't want him, it was that he was unexpected. Even if they did want them, they wanted me and they barely showed it. I know, poor little rich kid. But you can give a kid everything in the world they want and it won't make up for just having parents who paid attention to you. I think that's why Izuna's so insecure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)