Sasuke Uchiha (vitiated) wrote,
@ 2010-03-29 19:33:00

I don't even know what to type. I've been gone awhile ... obviously.

I started work again, so those of you who even recognize me, you'll see me around more often. Maybe. If you get into any legal trouble. Or just want to stalk my uncle.

Why are fun things only fun when you're drinking ~~or on drugs~~? I feel like I'm missing something everyone else has figured out.

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	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:15 am UTC (link)
	He's not a "they," he's a... he's a thing, but the thing has a name. He's your Tobirama, and if telling him you have HIV and running off on him all the time hasn't made him stop loving you then he's either insane or insane for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Which one, is the question. But I know. I know, I'm trying to remember that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I think he's insane. He talks to water. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Yours is the older brother. It's probably a learned trait. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Look at you, Mr. Book of Knowledge. I blame their mother. From what I've heard she was a tree-hugging water fairy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	At least she wasn't a crack whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Are you implying mine was? She did meth, thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That's a joke by the way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I was going to ask. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:57 am UTC (link)
	She would have done cocaine if she did. I think my Father would have done ketamine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Dissociative drugs aren't all they're cracked up to be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I just want a shot of vodka. Or three. Or sixteen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I want two 80mg pills of Oxy. I'd treat them nice. Not pop them at once like I used to, but cut them in half, use them sparingly. Nothing like being clean to really teach you how much of a glutton you were. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I think we're sick. And sad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:09 am UTC (link)
	We're addicts. We can't help it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Rather, we're the only ones that can help it. We know how to get it again, but we're the ones stopping ourselves. Maybe we're sick and sad, but... we're making the right choices, for once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't think anyone can appreciate that as much as we can. I'd like to see Itachi give up sweets, or Izuna and his milkshakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Well physically Itachi can't give his up, but Chubby Bunny can. But I won't take that away from him until he really is 300 pounds. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Speaking of Chubby Bunny, he just gave me an idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Haha, you called him fat. What's your idea? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:19 am UTC (link)
	We should put him on a dating show. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Like Tila Tequila's? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but less douchebags. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:22 am UTC (link)
	He needs a perfect 10. I will settle on a 9.8 for him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Money can get anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)