Sasuke Uchiha (vitiated) wrote,
@ 2010-03-29 19:33:00

I don't even know what to type. I've been gone awhile ... obviously.

I started work again, so those of you who even recognize me, you'll see me around more often. Maybe. If you get into any legal trouble. Or just want to stalk my uncle.

Why are fun things only fun when you're drinking ~~or on drugs~~? I feel like I'm missing something everyone else has figured out.

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	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Of course he does, stupid. Don't give him any. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 01:36 am UTC (link)
	But I give him one at least twice a day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 01:39 am UTC (link)
	... What? Sasuke, no. Bad. Stop that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 01:41 am UTC (link)
	But he's so cuddly after. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Because he just got a blowjob for no work. Of course he is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Okay ... no blowjobs ... This is going to be hard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Your jaw will appreciate the break. No handjobs either. No anything. Kissing is fine, but if he gets too frisky do the slow back away, not the obvious run from. Just scoot back and give him the eyes and smaller kisses. Learn some self-control you... cock monster. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:07 am UTC (link)
	This had better be interesting for him and not just make him sad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:09 am UTC (link)
	What a cute thing to say. "I took my boyfriend's blowjobs away... now he's sad." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:13 am UTC (link)
	It's not cute. When they're not happy, they don't love you anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:15 am UTC (link)
	He's not a "they," he's a... he's a thing, but the thing has a name. He's your Tobirama, and if telling him you have HIV and running off on him all the time hasn't made him stop loving you then he's either insane or insane for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Which one, is the question. But I know. I know, I'm trying to remember that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I think he's insane. He talks to water. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Yours is the older brother. It's probably a learned trait. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Look at you, Mr. Book of Knowledge. I blame their mother. From what I've heard she was a tree-hugging water fairy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	At least she wasn't a crack whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Are you implying mine was? She did meth, thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That's a joke by the way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I was going to ask. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 02:57 am UTC (link)
	She would have done cocaine if she did. I think my Father would have done ketamine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Dissociative drugs aren't all they're cracked up to be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I just want a shot of vodka. Or three. Or sixteen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I want two 80mg pills of Oxy. I'd treat them nice. Not pop them at once like I used to, but cut them in half, use them sparingly. Nothing like being clean to really teach you how much of a glutton you were. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I think we're sick. And sad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private vitiated 2010-03-31 03:09 am UTC (link)
	We're addicts. We can't help it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)