Sasuke Uchiha (vitiated) wrote,
@ 2010-03-29 19:33:00

I don't even know what to type. I've been gone awhile ... obviously.

I started work again, so those of you who even recognize me, you'll see me around more often. Maybe. If you get into any legal trouble. Or just want to stalk my uncle.

Why are fun things only fun when you're drinking ~~or on drugs~~? I feel like I'm missing something everyone else has figured out.

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	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Gross! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one who brought it up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't defend his cleanliness or anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Like you would even know what cleanliness is, with your mountain man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he's a mountain man, but he knows how to trim the hedges. I'm guessing your mermaid's clam shells are all covered in seaweed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	I bet he bathes in dirt and wood chips. Nope, smooth as pearls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Mud is good for your skin, you know. Sand gets all in your asshole and itches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't ... know. Ow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sex on the beach isn't as romantic as it seems when you're in the sand. I'm surprised you don't know already. Use a towel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	We didn't do it in the sand we did it in a lifeguard tower. Sort of. At the bottom of the tower. It still hurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	When he's finally man enough to take you to the shoreline, don't let him toss you into the sand unless there's a towel down. Trust me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be kind of hard to use a towel if we're in the surf. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Make him clean the sand from your ass later, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	That's not romantic. Don't you know anything? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Romance and reality often don't exist together. You'd be willing to put up with all that reality for a bit of romance? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'd do whatever I need to to make my partner happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	You're all backwards. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-31 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 12:06 am UTC (link)
	The man works for you, don't do all the work for him. He'll get lazy and bored. Men are hunters, stop giving out the all-you-can-eat. He's getting fat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-31 12:09 am UTC (link)
	I want him fat. Then he can't leave me for someone else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 12:09 am UTC (link)
	What if he gets bored? Keep the chase going and he won't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-31 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Chase ... how? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 12:17 am UTC (link)
	You really don't know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-31 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I've never played hard to get. I ... couldn't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private kiss_and_sell 2010-03-31 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, tell me what you do now. If he wants sex you just give it? Do the whole doting on your man thing? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)