Sasuke Uchiha (vitiated) wrote,
@ 2010-03-29 19:33:00

I don't even know what to type. I've been gone awhile ... obviously.

I started work again, so those of you who even recognize me, you'll see me around more often. Maybe. If you get into any legal trouble. Or just want to stalk my uncle.

Why are fun things only fun when you're drinking ~~or on drugs~~? I feel like I'm missing something everyone else has figured out.

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	vitiated 2010-03-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	I want a hawk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	You can't afford one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	You could afford one. Or two. Or two hundred. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	That's why I'm getting one. Because I can afford it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	You're mean. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	You couldn't take care of a pet before, how could I trust you to take care of something that requires almost constant care and attention? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	I took care of you, didn't I? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a needy little animal that requires constant care and attention. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Shut your mouth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Shut it for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	How about your boyfriend fills it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	If he wants to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Gross! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one who brought it up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't defend his cleanliness or anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Like you would even know what cleanliness is, with your mountain man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he's a mountain man, but he knows how to trim the hedges. I'm guessing your mermaid's clam shells are all covered in seaweed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	I bet he bathes in dirt and wood chips. Nope, smooth as pearls. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Mud is good for your skin, you know. Sand gets all in your asshole and itches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't ... know. Ow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sex on the beach isn't as romantic as it seems when you're in the sand. I'm surprised you don't know already. Use a towel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-03-30 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	We didn't do it in the sand we did it in a lifeguard tower. Sort of. At the bottom of the tower. It still hurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-03-30 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	When he's finally man enough to take you to the shoreline, don't let him toss you into the sand unless there's a towel down. Trust me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)