Auror Alastor Moody (vigilantauror) wrote,
@ 2008-02-20 11:07:00

February 20, 1979.
[Private]Stupid Death Eaters will stop at nothing. Did they really think I would fall for such an obvious trick? Well...they'll just have to try harder if they want to kill me. Really...a secret meeting with a woman? Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book. And using a muggle card to throw me off their scent? Very tricky, but I wasn't fooled. I know how their kind thinks. Probably imperioed some unwitting muggle to get it for them, then killed the poor bastard.[/Private]

I got a suspicious delivery on the fourteenth. Luckily, I was not fooled and destroyed it with a well placed hex.

My aurors need to learn from that. Do not trust your mail. You never know when someone might be trying to kill you or lure you into a trap.

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	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you have better things to do than kiss my arse, Booth? Like your job, for example? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-02-20 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~Can't get a date, can't take sarcasm---~~ Yessir! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	~~Don't think I don't know what you're thinking.~~ Shut the hell up, Booth. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	You would think that he does, but no. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	And really, when he has an arse as gorgeous as yours to focus on, one wonders why he spends so much time kissing mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps a lack of foresight and the fact that my lab is down the hall. We may never know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I often wonder what you see in him. I would think you'd be more interested in someone with a fully functioning brain. It's pity, isn't it? Charity? Your good deed for the year? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, he has his good points. Now, he's no tall and strapping Quidditch player with flowing golden curls, but I did agree to marry him. That would be taking pity a bit far, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. He does. Sometimes he is quiet. Sometimes he leaves. Very good points. Tall, strapping Quidditch player with flowing golden curls? Well, at least now we all know what you're actually thinking about when you're shagging. Thank you for that. That is true. But then Ms. Evans took pity to the point of marriage with Mr. Potter, so it is possible. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, but Mr. Potter is quite the catch. Very much seeing the appeal. And I was referring more to my half of the date Erin and I purchased. Quite the looker, but Booth's more my type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Now, now, Avis. Don't go giving the boy a bigger head than he already has. Besides, I know Mrs. Potter. She hears you talking like that, she might claw your eyes out. She's a feisty one. Of course you are. Wink, wink. We'll tell Booth that's how it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say I'm much for younger men anyway, so she ought to know he's safe. You can tell him whatever you like. He's so cute when he's worked up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure Booth will be pleased to know that. That was more than I needed to know, Tremaine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, but if I were Booth telling you about me, it wouldn't be. I do believe that's sexist, Moody. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Not at all, Tremaine. I just prefer not to think of any of my aurors, male or female, having sex lives. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's very professional of you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-21 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, I am nothing if not professional. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alaspooryorick 2008-02-21 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missusprongs 2008-02-20 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I loved your valentine, Alastor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-20 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I am very glad you appreciated it, Lily. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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