Auror Alastor Moody (vigilantauror) wrote,
@ 2008-02-07 13:39:00

February 7, 1979.
I swear...the new aurors get more and more idiotic as the years go by. They do still make them pass tests, right? They don't just stick a sign up sheet on the door of the Ministry? If you can write your name, you're in? And don't worry, spelling doesn't count? Seriously? Aurors are dark wizard hunters. They need to actually possess something resembling a brain. If you want to go pull cats from trees and pretend to have an exciting job to get shagged, go be a hitwizard.

Even money half of them quit or get themselves killed in some monumentally stupid way by year's end.

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	auroared 2008-02-07 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	They don't make them like they used to, right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-07 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	You made it into the program. I think that is answer enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-02-07 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. My fragile, fragile ego. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-07 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm certain you can get Tremaine to kiss it better for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-02-07 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, she's probably gonna pop in here and encourage you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-07 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I knew there was a reason I liked her. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	misterprongs 2008-02-07 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Having flocks of women follow him everywhere is exactly why Frank signed up. He told me yesterday. And I said 'Frank, you are a married man' and he said, well, I won't tell you what he said because Alice will kill me. Anyway, ramble over. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-07 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that was a fascinating waste of my time, Potter. Really. My day is so much better for having been regaled with that sample of wit. Speaking of wives who are more intelligent than their husbands, how is Mrs. Potter? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterprongs 2008-02-07 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I'm here for! Oh, you know. As fine as she can be while having to deal with me 24/7. She deserves some sort of medal, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-07 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Don't quit your day...oh that's right. You're a man of leisure these days. How is that going for you. She really does. I'll get right on that. 'Most Patient Woman Ever' sound good to you? Or...I recently got a shiny new cane from this prat I know. Been meaning to break it in. I could just hit you with it for her amusement. That would be fun for everyone! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	missusprongs 2008-02-07 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	That is totally worth more than a medal. I think I'll go with option B. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vigilantauror 2008-02-08 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, anything for such a lovely lady as yourself. I would be happy to beat that rogue you call a husband. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	__frankish 2008-02-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
	And I love you too, Alastor. (Reply to this)

	berkelisms 2008-02-08 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Moody, why are you so awesome? (Reply to this)

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