1."Oh my deity-of-choice, I love your hair!" May not be the best thing to say to someone when you're knocking the legs out from under a thug and she's protecting the dog he was abusing, but it worked.
2. By their powers combined, Ash had the best waterproof mascara in the universe, and Eli had amazingly comfortable, stylish shoes.
3. He gave her a new unicorn figurine for every special occasion.
4. He frequently diffused discussions of penguins by seguing into the best tuxedos.
5. GK's of the opinion that not having any idea who your father is has its benefits.
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