YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ (verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-11-22 15:26:00

Current mood:

irritated

→six.
Five kg, he says. Two more weeks, he says, in that stupid naggy, nasally voice of his.

Well I'm working on it. Does he realize how hard it is for a person with my highly coveted thin-but-curvy body type to lose that kind of weight in that kind of time? It's not as easy as it looks, you know.

God, jamming a finger down your throat is so awkward. I swear, if I lose a cup size because of this, I'm making him pay for my boob job.

Alright, that's it. Sakura, we're going to Bangkok.

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	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 04:50 am UTC (link)
	...I'll trust your judgment on that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Let's just say that your feminist hackles might be raised. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Considering you're talking about jamming a finger down your throat just to lose five pounds ~~because NOTHING is worth jamming a finger down your throat dammitt~~, I'd say they're already raised. ...But I trust your judgment. And if it goes too far... I won't hesitate to shove a sandwich down your throat, if need be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I never said I was actually going to resort to bulimia, you know. I mean, it totally makes you look haggard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Be that as it may, implications are enough for me to throw up warning signals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. I'm cutting out carbs and like booze and stuff. I can do this! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:19 am UTC (link)
	...You? Cutting out booze? But whatever will you drink at parties? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:23 am UTC (link)
	...Diet Coke? I wonder how many calories roofies have... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps you should ask that guy you nearly castrated that one time for almost ripping your dress. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:32 am UTC (link)
	He didn't seem like the brightest bulb, if you ask me. His intelligence might not have stretched beyond administering roofie coladas. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Well, of course not. Not when he was stupid enough to try and slip the roofie in while you were clearly watching him make the drink. I swear, where do you find these guys, Ino? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Parties, bars, the internet? You know, the usual. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:45 am UTC (link)
	...That explains his level of intelligence... or lack there of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Pretty much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	This is her way of showing concern... I swear. oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
	If you end up dying from this experience, I'm bringing you back and killing you myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lol Tenten... you're so cute verdure 2009-11-23 06:08 am UTC (link)
	If I die from this experience, then I deserve to be killed by you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	8D; I try? ♥ oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Well... as long as we're in agreement on that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	♥ 8) verdure 2009-11-23 06:31 am UTC (link)
	You trust me, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
	...Most of the time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Good enough for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Kinda hard to trust you while you're inebriated. Just saying... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-23 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I've gotten totally good at holding my liquor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-23 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. But you weren't always that way~ And ~~most of the time~~ sometimes, you have a habit of going a bit too far. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verdure 2009-11-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Me? Never. I've always been this perfect. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-11-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Hate to break it to you, Ino, but perfection doesn't exist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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