Well, since somebody is being an uncaring ass.

They--They turned me down. They gave the role to someone else, to some skinny little bitch with bangs who went all, oh, thank you! I'm so happy! All modest and stuff.

Like anybody believes that. I bet she had her nose up the casting director's ass before I even got there. Or her mouth on his dick.

Ugh, it was such a good part too. Everybody loves a hooker with a heart of gold, right? Everybody. But noooooo, they said I wasn't giving myself to the character. I was too afraid to go all out.

WHICH SO ISN'T TRUE. Jerks. Dickheads. ASSHOLES. Like I've ever been afraid of anything.

NOT TO MENTION I HAVE THE MOST USELESS CHILDHOOD FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

That's it. Where's the pudding.