Psyche, my most favoritist bestest best friend of all time, I think we need to go out and get completely shit faced very soon if not immediately. I absolutely hate single men more than anyone else especially when their families ask why such a nice girl like me isn't married off to some lucky bloke by now and they answer for me that it's because I don't need a man.

Do I really not need a man? I don't want to live alone! Oh Merlin, I'm going to die an old maid! I'm going to shrivel up and get old and then no one is going to want to be with me! My life as an eligle woman is over as I know it!

I think I might be PMSing just a little