why can't I quit you Torchwood
Damn, Torchwood. Just when I'm ready to write you off you get good again.
1) AHAHAHAHA shenanigans in the dark. Does Gwen know Jack, or does Gwen know Jack.
2) The conversation with Rhys and Gwen when she was going into England was really very cute.
3) I love Timothy White or Clement MacDonald or whatever the hell his real name is. I don't care, I love him, he's adorable, I want to take him home. Both as an old guy and as a young kid.
4) Wow, they're really ramping up the Janto here, aren't they?
5) Ianto and his sister = win. Though it does kill my fanon that he's Jo Grant's kid. Or maybe it doesn't, I don't know. Maybe Jo and Cliff moved to Wales from the Amazon, or they left their kids with his Welsh sister or something. Means Jo could still be around! They only mentioned his dad as being dead.
6) Creeeeeeepy with the kids. Hands up everyone who wants Sarah Jane to call Torchwood and be all "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY SON." And then Jack can be all, "uh, idk, getting blown up here" and Sarah Jane can be all "I DO NOT CARE FIX IT." And Jack can be, "Getting blown up? Going boom? Angsty makeouts with my boyfriend? Any of this getting through?" And Sarah Jane can be all, "DO YOU SEE MY FACE THIS IS MY NOT CARING FACE NOW FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT."
7) Wow, Torchwood just cannot hold on to their SUVs, can they. I wonder what their car budget looks like.
"-25k, replacing SUV that Owen lost."
"-25k, replacing SUV that Ianto lost."
8) AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT JACK IS A DADDY AND HE HAS A LITTLE GIRL. You just know he spoiled her fucking rotten, too. I bet that's half the reason she doesn't want him around her son. "No, Dad, he'll turn into a spoiled terror." Also, telling him to fuck off? So right of her. Jack, you do not go try to kidnap your grandson for nefarious purposes. Your daughter is smarter than you and will call you on your bullshit.
9) Why did the doctor die? I liked him. He was cute. I wanted him to stick around, and then he was evil and then he died. SCREW YOU, WRITERS. Evil would not have precluded joining Torchwood! He was pretty enough to pass
Jack's "would I hit it" test (the change is because it occured to me that the answer to Jack's "would I hit it" test is yes) and he was competent! Besides, it's practically tradition for Torchwood doctors to be evil.
10) Gwen's pregnancy had better have a plot reason for it. Otherwise, I am going to shake my fists at the stupid. Though, the whole "Ianto, we're having a baby!' thing... did anyone else die laughing?
