So I've been reading history.
The Wars of the Roses, by Kat, age 5
RICHARD II: Wheee! I can has a throne of England!
HENRY LANCASTER: You suck! *yoink*
RICHARD II: Woe. I cannot has a throne of England. :(
HENRY IV: You cannot has a life, either.
RICHARD II: *dies*
HENRY IV: Bwahaha! I am king! I am-- *dies*
HENRY V: Bwahaha! I am king! I am-- *dies*
HENRY VI: ...I am king?
YORK: You suck! *tries to yoink*
HENRY VI: Nuh-uh! *hangs on*
YORK: Yuh-huh!
HENRY VI: Nuh-
uhhhhhhh!YORK: Yuh-
huuuuuuuuh.*continue, exactly like this, for
thirty years*HENRY TUDOR:
Oh. My. God. Shut. Up!BATTLE OF BOSWORTH FIELD: *kills everyone who isn't Henry Tudor*
HENRY TUDOR, now HENRY VII: Anyone
else wanna argue?
EVERYONE ELSE: *meekly shakes head*
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