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Theodore Nott ([info]tiedinanott) wrote,
@ 2008-02-02 06:40:00


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October 24, 1997, morning

[Slytherins]


Can anyone perhaps enlighten me as to why we have to waste space by allowing Hufflepuffs to live? I need some sort of logical explanation, perhaps one that could leave me resigned to a fact I can do nothing about, if I wish to get through my evening without doing something I might regret in the near future.

[Private to self]

I have the complete misfortune of being paired with one Susan Bones for Astronomy. She perhaps defines a stereotypical Hufflepuff, and it's completely disgusting. Though shockingly, she has the backbone to imply to the entire student population that having me as a partner might RUIN Astronomy for her. Bones, pudding, no one cares.
I doubt I can resist hitting her with something if she even dares counter me during this meeting. Merlin, I don't think I can even stomach having her within five feet of myself for more than a few seconds.

To the brilliant mind that assigned me my lovely partner, a hearty FUCK YOU to you.


On a less irritating note, I am going to the Ball with Daphne Greengrass. I find it completely odd that I am looking forward to this affair, when I usually despise occasions like this. I have my reasons, however, though it's surely not for the dressing up or socializing part. The mere thought makes me cringe. Two have given me their word that I shall be kept informed of their plans for the occasion, pranks and the like, and just envisioning them in my head is like a tickle to my  soul. I'm sure more are planning ways to ruin the Ball. With people like Malcom Baddock alive, I am almost certain I wouldn't be left disappointed...


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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 12:22 am UTC (link)
That one's easy. Who would we mess with if there weren't any Hufflepuffs?

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Slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
You. Gryffindors and Ravenclaws. Ravenclaws are responsive and Gryffindors are defensive. Either one leaves me amused.

Hufflepuffs, however, merely drool and stare. Not much of a challenge there...

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 12:36 am UTC (link)
But neither one cries. No fun.

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slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 12:41 am UTC (link)
Why am I not surprised?

Yes, of course. Fun is only defined by making Hufflepuffs cry... Though this notion is charming in its own way, I believe we use the term 'fun' quite differently.

Don't tell me you haven't made a Gryffindor or Ravenclaw cry though, Baddock. That's disappointing.

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 12:47 am UTC (link)
Taking my words out of context, mate. Messing with Gryffindors or Ravenclaws just isn't as fun.

Have you?

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Slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 12:52 am UTC (link)
I see. Again, we see things differently. I get more amusement when they actually fight back...

Yes. Have you?

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 12:56 am UTC (link)
Who?

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slytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 12:58 am UTC (link)
I'll ask again. Have you?

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 01:01 am UTC (link)
Yes you bloody persistent tosser.

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slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 01:06 am UTC (link)
Glad to hear it, mate.

And to be fair, I'll answer your inquiry. One was a fifth year Ravenclaw. That's as far as my knowledge goes of that boy. He ran away weeping like a little nancy boy after I looked at him when he spilled juice on my robes. I didn't get the chance to ask for his name. Merlin, can he run...

What's your story?

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 01:12 am UTC (link)
That effortless? Your talent knows no boundaries.

I'm not the kiss and tell type of bloke.

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Slytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 01:15 am UTC (link)
Was there any doubt?

You kissed a Ravenclaw and she cried? Merlin, were you that awful at it, mate??

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 01:22 am UTC (link)
Never, mate. Never.

A Gryffindor, actually. I think I bit her too hard.

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Slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 01:27 am UTC (link)
I know.

How inhuman, you monster!

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 01:31 am UTC (link)
Funny. She said that, too.

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Sytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 01:37 am UTC (link)
Curious. Who is this young lady, anyway? Or did she, too, run away before you could ask her name?

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sytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 01:46 am UTC (link)
Told you, I don't kiss and tell.

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slytherins.
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
Malcolm Baddock, the gentleman. Such a shame. No fun.

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 02:00 am UTC (link)
Just like messing with Gryffindors and Ravenclaws. We've come full circle.

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Slytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 02:06 am UTC (link)
It seems we have, yes. But again, he perceive the word 'fun' quite differently. I happen to think it's fun...

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
Okay, then. I've come full circle and you're just wandering around, lost.

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slytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-02 02:01 pm UTC (link)
If that thought makes you feel accomplished in any way, then sure, Baddock. You've come full circle. Congratulations!

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slytherins
[info]baddock
2008-02-02 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I always try my best.

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slytherins
[info]tiedinanott
2008-02-03 01:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure you do. The effort is appreciated even though the end products are still lacking in every single way.

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