Private to Leland
I considered doing a study before on how she miraculously hasn't managed to die yet, either through alcohol poisoning or just being a complete fool, but it felt like a lot of work to spend on writing about Marney and her bad habits. But it would make a hell of a science fair project.. the exception of survival of the fittest, an exclusion of Darwin's theory. On her own in a more cut-throat society, she would have been offed long ago. My sister, ladies and gentlemen.
If they would allow me to operate a motor vehicle at sixteen, I think I can manage holding a toddler's hand for a day. I become a legal adult at seventeen, by the way, so it isn't even that much of a stretch.