Hmmm...so you need my help, huh? I'm impressed baby sister! Not like you to ask, you must really like this Emma chick.

No, Jacque and mother went to Mexico for the month. Some bullshit about getting back to their roots...sick. It should be empty though, and if daddy dearest is there, I'll get rid of him. He owes me....

We should NOT invite Le just for laughs. He'll probably be like a mother hen the whole time anyway. Don't worry runt, I got this party on lock! Your little lover is safe with me! I'll make sure no one throws up in the pool when you two sneak off to do the dirty even.

I don't need it, I'm requesting it. Besides that, it isn't as if I'm asking you to help with some mammoth task of great importance.. it's just a yard party. And I do like her obviously, that's what dating people means. I know you're unfamiliar with the concept, but do try to follow along, Marney.

Oh, fantastic. I love when she tells me absolutely nothing and does whatever she wants, typical mom. I don't care where any of them are as long as they're not in that house. And do you really want to play that game? Leland will, I expect, have a bird. But he is going to need a babysitter, maybe that will hinder him.

You don't need anything on lock. You can take your lock right off my party. I only require a tiny bit of your help. Don't do or plan anything rash, this is a quaint gathering of friends, not Mardi Gras or something! PG-13 at best, and.. you know, respectable.

And don't be disgusting! We aren't going to be sneaking off to do anything, not that it's your business if we do. I know how to present myself at a social event, unlike you. I think I can reign in my hormones until the guests depart.

I've dated people before! God Runt, I ain't stupid!

Isn't she a peachy woman? Lovely really. They won't be there Ru, don't worry!

Well fine! What you want me to be, the door guard? You do know by inviting the little brat's friend Tatum you're gonna attract Mack and Hunter right? Le's friends with 'em too. HA! respectable?! You really think the brat wants something respectable? Alright baby sister, I'll make sure it'll stay respectable. Promise.

I'll believe that when I see it Ru! Don't think I didn't see you two sneak off at the dance.

Well actually, you are- Sure.

I'm not worried. I don't have any reason to be worried, right? You'll take care of it. And I know that some.. unsightly guests are unavoidable. I'm just hoping they can contain themselves. Maybe her lady will go into labor or something and none of them can come? Who knows. We have a whole week. And I'm not a baby, don't call me that.

We did not! We were peeing!

Unless mother decides to stop porking every pool boy that moves, then no, you have no reason to be worried.

Mack and Hunt are the greatest! I don't know what you're talking about Ru. Michi is looking about ready to pop though. No, you're not a baby but you're still my baby sister!

You must have had to pee for a reeaaallly long time then! Don't act like you didn't runt! I know a hook up sneak of when I see one!

Yeah, that's about as likely as.. well, something with extremely low probability.

They're the greatest as making a mess of things. I've never attended a party they've thrown where something ridiculous didn't occur at some point in the evening. They're.. unpredictable in their spontaneity. But that kid is Emma's friend, so I have to invite her. I just hope she knows how to keep her wild blondes under control. Leland would be able to handle them, at least if he came.

Younger sister, yes. Little sister, maybe. But I'm not your baby sister.

Well, we needed to pee, and then wash our hands, fix our hair.. I needed help with the back of my dress zipper, that's all. We weren't "hooking up" don't be disgusting! I'm done discussing my sexuality and sexual lifestyle with you.