Sumpter announces immediate retirement!
Breaking news that is sure to leave the Wizarding World in a tizzy - West Sumpter, long-time Captain of the Tutshill Tornadoes, has revealed that he will not be returning to the pitch this year!
"It's really just about juggling my priorities," Sumpter explained in a frank interview that he called outside the Tornadoes locker room, "I need to focus on my family. I know I might not look it, but I'm really getting to be quite a daft old man. I'll still be working with the team on a consultative basis, for when the young bucks need a good riding to show them what's what."
Despite Sumpter's cheeky attitude, rumours are flying that Sumpter's long-time partner, Griffith Kirkham, demanded that he retire because of allegations that he had been fraternizing with potential new talent. The question on everyone's mind, though, is who will be selected to replace Tutshill's iconic Captain? They will certainly have grand shoes to fill.
What are your predictions, readers? |
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