Let’s do a run down of our All-Star Hosts, the Falmouth Falcons!

What’s up with MICHAL CONWAY LYNCH? Our favorite surly, square-jawed bad boy of Falmouth has been looking down and out for the past few weeks. Miserable that you haven’t been named captain yet? Still broken-hearted over the abrupt break-up from the blue-eyed beauty? We’re going with the latter, as the little french boy that sucker punched you at the All-Star FanFest has those same blue eyes! Sacrebleu!



When asked about this display, Lynch continued his trainwreck of a bad-attitude by shoving down our photographers! We were just trying to get a scoop, Michal! Stop the violence!


Lynch isn’t the only Falcon to have an interesting time during that star-studded weekend. SETH WADCOCK was spotted having a heart to heart with an old flame---we here at the Tattler like to keep some mystery in our stories, but let’s just say this MVP of a lady’s name had a bit of a ring to it. Wedding ring, that is!


ANYA KALLINIKOV is not only taking on the hard test of dealing with these Badmouth Falcons, but she’s also been spotted taking another kind of test---one that, if positive, takes about nine months to reap the reward! The female Falcon was spotted at an apothecary picking out not one, but four versions of a pregnancy test! Need to make sure it’s accurate, right?


Our new precious of precious couples HOWELL WILLIAMS and SAOIRSE MULLET of the Arrows looked, well, precious as they worked the floor of the fanfest! Oh, we can’t stand it! When are you two making it official? We’re betting on Howell to be the first Falcon down the aisle!


Just look at how happy Howell is!


---Well, let’s not get too hasty! VINNY GUDGEON and WWN Star GLENDA CHITTOCK are the absolute epitome of a beautiful, loving couple! Why can’t everyone be as happy as this golden couple? Vinny was spotted at a jewelery store earlier this week, so maybe they will beat Howell and Saoirse down the aisle!


And last but not least there’s the quiet one, WILLIAM BEXLEY. Bexley was spotted talking it up to one of the celebrity game participants, the pretty cursebreaker LARKIN WHITBY. Entranced by her tales of adventure and treasure hunts? We sure are! Go William! We’ve been waiting for you to do something other than go to practice and go straight home!


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All right, enough with those Falcons! Let’s see what the rest of the world is up to:



THOMAS MCCORMACK the seemingly perpetual bachelor, has announced his desire to be married and have children! Our sources at the WWN offices tell us that a dating game program is in the development, and that McCormack is all for it! Get your resumes ready, ladies! He tends to go for blondes!


Starting interviews for the future Mrs. McCormack!


CHARLIE SPINNET and ROSE KNIGHTLEY are still going strong! They stood next to each other at the FanFest for nearly ten minutes and the tension was painful (they even wore matching flower crowns, that Knightley made for everyone participating in the event!). Knightley later emerged from a back room with the tell-tale signs of a love-bite on her neck, and Spinnet? Well, he was nowhere to be found! Gotcha!



Overheard in Kestrel Stadium: Someone’s engaged! Could it be that AXE BROOKSTANTON is finally settling down? His hair was rather tousled before his appearance at a Q & A panel during All-Star weekend, indicating that this once solo-flying bird might be building a nest of his own! He has been looking rather chipper lately! Maybe even rosie in the cheeks?




Okay, you can’t fool us ANDREA JOHNSON! There is a bloke in your life and we don’t like secrets! Who is this mystery man? What’s wrong with him that you’re not showing him off? Does he have two heads? Warts? DOES HE PLAY FOR THE CANNONS?



KATE PEAKES! We don’t care what you’re telling Witch ‘Weak’ly. You have gone MAD AND WE HATE IT! GROW BACK THAT HAIR THIS INSTANT! You were a role model to all redheads, and look what you’ve gone and done!

And to show our sadness, here is a memorial to Kate’s long lost locks:




Why so lonesome, GEOFFREY BRAND? Your late night strolls are leading us to believe that not all is well in the supposedly perfect life of the Brand Family! I wonder if MAGGIE MATTIAS has anything to say about it?