you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2011-09-05 19:22:00

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IT'S TATTLIN' TIME!
What are your favorite celebs up to this week? Besides disappearing in mid-air! Our prayers are with you, Mags!

Our favorite not-sure-why-she's-a-celeb Celeb, Franzy Dolohov-Boardman was sporting a cute pixie hair-do! Or is it a hair-don't? Her surprisingly chubby cheeks may be saying the latter	Soon to be married Martin Boot was seen spotted at lunch with quidditch legend Catriona McCormack! With Boot's impending nuptuials, could he be getting cold feet and testing the waters? But, but---Catriona is a happily married woman...or is she?!
Finally, Seth Wadcock's beautiful new beau Mira Japper seen without her quidditch stud! We're glad she's giving Seth some space; a man's got a breath! Doesn't she have anything else to do than cling?	Who's the blonde having what looks like a serious discussion with Charlie Spinnet? I wonder if they visited Drystan Fawcett, who lives in the same complex these two were spotted by. Hmmmmmmm!
Just look at how lovely! Glenda Chittock seems to be adjusting well to returning back to the wireless! Haven't you all missed her during The Witching Hour?? We love you Gleny!!	This former quidditch wife was spotted out in a park with a man who is most definitely not the father of her three-year old daughter. It's like she's lost any memory of her former relationship! Any of that ring a bell?
Rafe Kirke! That is not your wife! Why are you spending so much time and in such close proximity of someone who is not your wife?!	With his recent romantic woes, you'd think Thomas McCormack wouldn't be inviting such a lovely young lady like Delilah Spinnet to his mother's house. Already meeting the parents?!
Lucky for Willow Fairburn, her fiance and baby daddy Adam Zeller seems to be hitting it off with her teammate and Durmstrang hottie Anya Kallinikov! While the captain's away, the Harpies will play??	Why so glum, eh? Our favorite Canadian is looking rather lonely these days! Poor Victoria Cadwallader :(! Where's your man, huh? Not busy changing diapers, we suppose!
⁈ Can someone please explain to us why Carys Llewellyn was spotted at a MAGPIES game wearing a CATAPULTS jersey that said 'PARKIN'?!?! How many things are wrong in that sentence? DRAKE you've got some 'splaining to do! ⁈ Is anyone else digging seeing Axebanger in non-quidditch attire? Well---mostly he's shirtless these days, but!!! Not complaining! ⁈ Oh, Jonas Ackerly. You really should stop letting all those groupies backstage at your show! What kind of married man does that sort of thing? ⁈ Ludo, Ludo, Ludo! Up to your old ways, already! She's married to our favorite male blonde super model...though, I'm sure you could probably beat up that little empty head of his if you really wanted ♥

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	dev_ious 2011-09-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days for stories. (Reply to this)

	takeyoudown 2011-09-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	UGH THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM Hmph, These magazines are so stupid. I suppose that they just forgot that Bethany McCormack is only one of the most celebrated duelers ever, and my hero. Not everything is about Quidditch and their players. Please. (Reply to this)

	nicoles 2011-09-05 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~not to say that I know why he was having lunch with her, but~~ Is this to say that 'lunch' is now a euphemism for 'having hot adulterous sex'? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Man, if that's what 'lunch' means these days, I LOVE LUNCH! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
	So you love being an adulterer, is that what you're trying to tell me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-07 03:18 am UTC (link)
	If...that word means what I think it means, then...yes? NO SAY NO But what if WHERE IS NERD---NOAH ...yes? NO! I mean no. Totally meant NO! Or yes. Whatever's the good answer! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 03:38 am UTC (link)
	~~...~~ Do you need a dictionary, Boot? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-07 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't having sex with Catriona McCormack!!! ~~Even though I have been IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE FOREVER. And have POSTERS and--~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
	So you do know what it means. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-07 03:43 am UTC (link)
	YOU SAID SEX BEFORE I THOUGHT ADULTEROUS WAS LIKE THE KIND OF SEX. Sheesh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 03:46 am UTC (link)
	~~You are SUCH a mor---~~ What were you doing with her anyway? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

martianmartin
2011-09-07 03:50 am UTC (link)

Eating lunch! It's Catriona freakin' McCormack!!! She's like---A QUIDDITCH GOD saying 'Hey, want to wine and dine in my presence and hope that you can bask in the glow of the awesome that is ME so that you can become a better player just by breathing the same air as me?'

There's no way anyone could say no to that!

Plus I was starving and I smelled mozzarella sticks.

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	nicoles 2011-09-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
	~~YOU COULD HAVE EATEN LUNCH INSTEAD WITH YOUR FIANCEE AND NEWBORN SON I'M HOME ALONE WITH HIM ALL THE TIME RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS I JUST---I---ARRGH YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID MAN~~ Whatever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh for fuck's sake I'M PLANNING A BLOODY PARTY FOR YOU BUT IF I TELL YOU ABOUT IT THEN WHAT'S THE POINT AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE MAD AT ME FOR WEEKS SJGDknsgwgokd I HATE THIS MAGAZINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO PHOTOGENIC! 15 more days? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	martianmartin 2011-09-07 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Kisses? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2011-09-07 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gimmeabell 2011-09-05 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	~~Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow WOW Liz~~ (Reply to this)

	willows 2011-09-05 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~THAT BITCH SHE HAD BETTER NOT BE--~~ Anya, I would like to talk to you. Adam Zeller, you too. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gillant 2011-09-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
	~~Ha-~~ There's something you feel we need to talk about? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Anya willows 2011-09-06 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Don't play dumb with me, because I know how you are. I'm going to give you one warning to stay away from my fiance or you and I are going to have more than our normal issues. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Willow gillant 2011-09-06 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	I think you are overreacting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mynameisjonas 2011-09-06 03:11 am UTC (link)
	My fans are not groupies! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Jonas! catchmelove 2011-09-07 12:58 am UTC (link)
	So there really are girls going back stage all the time at your shows?! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	llewellyns 2011-09-06 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	He's got a nice ass, what do you want from me? (Reply to this)

	brythonichero 2011-09-06 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Why is ----- --That---- Bloody fu------- What a comfort it is, knowing there are reporters lurking within close proximity of my residence. (Reply to this)

	erinkirked 2011-09-07 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well, good thing she's ugly! ~~But I'm still fat from~~ (Reply to this)

	mrpopular 2011-09-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	And here I'd almost forgotten how much drivel these things are filled with. Thanks for reminding me, Tattler. You're a real mate. (Reply to this)

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