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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2010-01-01 17:11:00


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Entry tags:tabloid, tattler

The Tattler!



THE T A T T L E R
¤ all the news that's fit to dish ¤
DAILY DISH
Seems like those MAGPIES are the new United - powerful on the field, but complete nutters behind the scenes! Or NOT so behind the scenes! Check out this complete alienation of their captain, SETH WADCOCK. Now, we know he wants your bod, MACFARLAN, but he is your captain. Why you gotta be like that??
Music dynamo STUBBY BOARDMAN was seen sporting a delicious tan, most likely from his trip to Mexico! And don't think we didn't notice his guest! Or the RINGS they have both been sporting! Did these two hit the tequila too hard and get hitched? Whatever the case, ¡Viva la Stubziska!
The newest WWN broadcaster, heartthrob GABRIEL CORNER got married on New Year's Eve to to lovely RACHEL ENGLEWOOD. After the short courtship, we'll be sure to keep an eye on these two! Who knows if it's simply to keep his growing fan club at bay, or if it's really TRUE LOVE! We're betting on the former! Shhh!
Now who is the latest hunk quidditch star MAGGIE BRAND has been seen canoodling with? Good choice there, Mags, but here at the Tattler are still rooting for you and DRYSTAN FAWCETT! How could you resist those eyes...and the hair...and the bod?
It devastates us to report that popular WWN DJ GLENDA CHITTOCK has left her program to supposedly greener pastures! We will miss you, Gleny! Hope you find many bella nottes out in Italy! But this does raise the question--who will be taking Gleny's place on the Witching Hour? Our bets are not on recently 'let go' starlet, GIADA DORNY. Yeoowwwch! LIZ BELL, perhaps? She's spunky!
Hottie MAXIMILIAN TIMBERS was out and about celebrating PANTSLESS TUESDAY again. Why are you still reading? Just...enjoy!
BLIND ITEMS


¤ Which quidditch star has the makings of the perfect little family without even acknowledging this family's exsistance? Does this mean he's settling down? Say it isn't so! You're going to make us cry like a leaky faucet!

¤ What up and coming rock star has a past so scandalous that we're pretty sure 90% of you reading has seen his pants-wand? Oh, for the love of--! Here's another hint: it's one of these three hotties. And if you can't figure it out after that, A-K yourself.

¤ This quidditch couple has been together going on two years...so why is his younger, much-less popular, younger brother heading down the aisle first? He needs a swift boot to the butt!

¤ What's this? The wizarding world's most favorite smile is going to be a father again? I suppose it would be a shame to let those good looks go to waste! Maybe he'll write a parenting book to go with the rest of his best sellers!

¤ What famously outed quidditch couple (like there are so many, right?) is in talks of adoption? Well, it's not like they haven't had practice changing diapers already!



See you next week!
XOXO The Tattler


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[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 02:13 am UTC (link)
GRIFFITH FOR ONCE I DID NOT DO THIS.

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[info]gruffith
2010-01-02 02:17 am UTC (link)
THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING IT FOR THEM, WEST.

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[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
LIKE THERE ARE ANY OTHER QUEER COUPLES I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IN THE LEAGUE.

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[info]gruffith
2010-01-02 03:23 am UTC (link)
YOU NEVER KNOW

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[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 03:24 am UTC (link)
I am in fact fairly confident I do.

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West
[info]gruffith
2010-01-02 03:40 am UTC (link)
So... Someone must have spotted me at the agency.

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Griff
[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 03:41 am UTC (link)
Does it really ... matter that much?

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West
[info]gruffith
2010-01-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
After everything with Penny, I would rather the press wasn't in our faces on this one.

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Griff
[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 03:49 am UTC (link)
If they found out midway they'd accuse us of something sketch, though.

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[info]cockaigne
2010-01-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
Nice.

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[info]westisbest
2010-01-02 03:25 am UTC (link)
I like to think so.

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[info]mynameisjonas
2010-01-02 05:25 am UTC (link)
I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WOULDN'T READ THESE

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[info]maggiepie
2010-01-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Aw, Jonas, I guess I was right when I said you were a dog!

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[info]mynameisjonas
2010-01-02 08:53 pm UTC (link)
You said I was a puppy!

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[info]maggiepie
2010-01-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
You were the one that concluded that I thought you were a dog! And I was right!

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[info]mynameisjonas
2010-01-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
BUT I'M NOT A DOG :(

I'M NOT ONE, NOW.

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[info]rookwood
2010-01-02 06:04 pm UTC (link)




Pants-wand?

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[info]mynameisjonas
2010-01-02 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I'm in the bloody Tattler! Can you believe this?

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[info]rookwood
2010-01-03 06:28 am UTC (link)
Not only are you in the Tattler, but you're in the Tattler because you're, or...were, allegedly, a man-slut.

Also, you have no idea how long it took for me to not associate 'pants-wand' with wingardium leviosa.

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