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14 April 1985 @ 05:47 pm
Snitch! WWN Exclusive!  
FINWICK: Good evening every one! Welcome to Snitch! Quidditch Hour! Merwyn Finwick here, and have we got some news for you! With me today in the studio is All-Star, World Cup beater, Miles Lufkin of the Montrose Magpies! How you doing today, Miles?

LUFKIN: I am doing very well! I am still licking my wounds from the World Cup.

FINWICK: It started off well...

LUFKIN: But did not end well! It is fine, we will be back.

FINWICK: Great to hear! Now, I could talk World Cup all day, which we will, but first you stopped by today because you had an announcement to make? Perhaps a new color of jersey? I always said purple and gold looked best on you!

LUFKIN: Merwyn, you are trying to get me in trouble! No, no, I am here today to make a more personal announcement and I--we--would rather Snitch! and the WWN be the ones to get the scoop than that other...source of information.

FINWICK: The-mag-that-shall-not-be-named?

LUFKIN: Hahaha! Perfect! Yes! I would like to use this time to say that my girlfriend and I, the wonderful Miss. Mira Jasper, are expecting our first child together!

FINWICK: Wow! That's fantastic! Congratulations---boy or girl?

LUFKIN: Thank you! We are very excited. And---it'll be a surprise for everyone this summer!