you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2008-12-07 00:43:00

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PROTECTIVE HOUSING TO BE PROVIDED TO ALL MUGGLEBORNS!
In an extremely generous move, the Ministry of Magic is developing housing complexes outside of the wizarding village of Hogsmeade, where muggleborn wizards and witches will live in without fear. The flats will provide all the amenities needed and the security will ensure the safest possible environment for the muggleborn community.

All registered muggleborns must move into the registered flat before January 1st, 1980. If you do not move in by the requirements, your status at your job will be revoked even if the management has paid the fines to provide security for muggleborns. Access to Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade will also be denied.

Information packages will be received in the post shortly.

[ooc] you know how to comment to these :]

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	avant 2008-12-07 06:51 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)

	missusprongs 2008-12-07 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Well, fuck that. (Reply to this)

	eieio 2008-12-07 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Wonderful! Just what I've always wanted! So are we going to be slowly starved to death or lead to the wonderful "showers" before entering to wash away our impure muggle germs? I would just like to point out that you were the ones who invited us into your world. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-12-07 08:15 am UTC (link)
	What are you talking about your world? We have just as many reasons to be here as any other witch or wizard. This is our world. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-12-07 07:00 am UTC (link)
	~~WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO DO~~ Thank you for allowing all of us who are targets for the rising evil to be nicely shepherded into tiny cubicles for the slaughter. Nobody likes to do more work than they really have to. ~~NOT HAPPENING~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thomases 2008-12-07 08:02 am UTC (link)
	How about you, me, Sammy and the ladies buy a villa in the south of France? Hm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	babyd 2008-12-07 08:05 am UTC (link)
	WHAT THE FUCK (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dorcasm_ 2008-12-07 08:21 am UTC (link)
	What kind of fuckery... [DEREK] We'll think of something to rid of this bull. [/DEREK] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	benwicky 2008-12-07 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Excuse you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Ben __frankish 2008-12-07 07:31 am UTC (link)
	We'll come up with something at Hog's Head. This has gone too far. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	glovesmandatory 2008-12-07 07:05 am UTC (link)
	I can't imagine anyone that wouldn't take advantage of such a generous opportunity! Ungrateful and misguided wizards and witches are a danger to themselves as much as to others, but I should hope that you are all clever enough to realize this is for your own good. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eieio 2008-12-07 07:07 am UTC (link)
	And if it were the pureblooded wizards being hoarded against their will into government provided housing, you would be in a fucking uproar. ~~Stupid fucking--THIS IS SUCH BULL SHIT~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	otets 2008-12-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Would that there were more rational thinkers as you, brother. Imagine what fate might come to these poor people if they had no one watching out for their well-being? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fredricks 2008-12-07 07:06 am UTC (link)
	~~I can't believe~~ ~~What the fu~~ ~~they can't do this~~ ~~I'm a halfblood~~ ~~CATCHLOVE (and Aggie) MEETING ASAP, guys, okay?~~ Don't worry, it's cool. But it'd be great if we Catchloves could talk about this, okay? Just. When you have time. You too, Aggie. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	catchthislove 2008-12-07 07:12 am UTC (link)
	FREDRICK, WE NEED TO--NO. YOU ARE STAYING. IN YOUR OWN FLAT. NOT SOMEWHERE---JUST. YES. WE--WE WILL TALK. ~~Oh, Merlin, no you can't, you're a halfbloo--well, that's no justification but--but you are, I just---~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brighten 2008-12-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	This simply cannot be legal It just can't. I will find a way (Reply to this)(Thread)

	BRIER superbad 2008-12-07 07:55 am UTC (link)
	FIX THIS (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarahs 2008-12-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	~~YOU CAN'T DO THIS I AM NOT HAVING A BABY -RIGHT NOW- YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Sarah officeprank 2008-12-07 08:33 am UTC (link)
	We'll think of something. I am not about to have my wife and unborn child be carted away. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notmistletoe 2008-12-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	The ~~hell~~ heck? (Reply to this)

	bellas 2008-12-07 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, how wonderful! What lovely news! The Ministry is truly stepping up to the plate concerning the protection of Muggleborns--you should all be a little more understanding and thankful! (Reply to this)

	takeachance 2008-12-07 07:17 am UTC (link)
	~~I work for idiots.~~ How intelligent! As if we do not all remember the uproar that resulted from the last time Muggleborns were singled out for no good reason. Clearly it has done so much good! If the Ministry could kindly pay attention to the serious needs of the Wizarding community, rather than adjust what does not need to be fixed, it would be greatly appreciated. (Reply to this)

	macks 2008-12-07 07:26 am UTC (link)
	I hope you know that this is a complete load of--- ~~crap~~ shit! Obviously--- what good could possibly come from this besides--- this is going--- are they serious! I--- A complete embarrassment and disgrace of what little respectability the Ministry still obtained but--- NO! Just--- this is a total outrage! Utterly--- (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-12-07 07:35 am UTC (link)
	~~Huh.~~ I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I need you to calm down. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-12-07 08:04 am UTC (link)
	So first we were branded like cattle, and now we’re being herded…like cattle. I think I’m seeing a connection somewhere, I don’t know… (Reply to this)(Thread)

	GRAEME shelovesyou 2008-12-07 08:13 am UTC (link)
	WE CAN LIVE AS MUGGLES I'M GOOD AT LIVING LIKE A MUGGLE I KNOW HOW TO COOK LIKE ONE :( :( :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterwormtail 2008-12-07 08:21 am UTC (link)
	I have to move? (Reply to this)

	misschloe 2008-12-07 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Well crap. ~~SARAH, shiiiit, what is Hugh going to do~~ (Reply to this)

	gogoblins 2008-12-07 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	~~BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GOBLINS???~~ (Reply to this)

	Bree/Nate dawlishes 2008-12-09 07:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to quit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Nate dawlishes 2008-12-09 07:31 am UTC (link)
	And then what will we-- You're an auror, you should be treated Well I mean to say you're a wizard, but aurors should-- ----you---There are children to think about and--- I don't think it will help. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)