jonathan & megan (thembones) wrote,
@ 2009-03-06 10:19:00

I. Do not. Understand. I am six months pregnant today, and I only look as if I've eaten too much dessert. WHY AM I NOT FAT I HAVE GAINED THE WEIGHT WHERE THE HELL IS IT GOING TO, MY ASS?

Oh God it is going to my ass OEGIDSJLKGMNS

I can't take this. Jonathan, you have the baby.

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	thembones 2009-03-06 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I'll get right on that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	I can feel your smirk through the parchment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	No, seriously, I'm working on finding a switching charm that will work. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're a liar, Jonathan Bones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I would never lie to the mother of my child! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	~~JONATHAN I AM BEING SERIOUS I DON'T WANT TO PREGNANT IF I DON'T LOOK PREGNANT EVERYONE THINKS I'M JUST FAT!~~ I expect research and notes. And a list of names you like because if she's going to drive me berserk I need a name to ~~curse at her--~~ blame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

thembones
2009-03-06 04:58 pm UTC (link)

Alphabetical or chronological order?

For the names, I've only gone through like the first few pages but I'll give you those that I liked now:

Ashley
Aileen
Alexis
Allyson

Bailey
Bethan
Blair
Brianna

Caitlin
Carissa
Catherine
Chelsey

Daphne
Darcy
Dena
Dorothy

Elena
Elle
Elyse (My favorite)
Evelyn

Faith
Francesca
Felicity
Farrah

Gabrielle
Georgia
Giselle
Gwenyth

Hayley
Heather
Heidi
Holly

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	thembones 2009-03-06 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ashley Aileen Alexis Allyson Bailey Bethan Blair Brianna Caitlin Carissa Catherine Chelsey Daphne Darcy Dena Dorothy Elena Elle Elyse (I won't strike it out because you like it but I'm on the borderline) Evelyn Faith Francesca Felicity ~~Farrah~~ Gabrielle Georgia Giselle Gwenyth Hayley Heather Heidi Holly I think you need to keep going. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-06 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Alexis Brianna Caitlin Carissa Catherine Elyse Felicity Gabrielle Hayley Holly Ingrid Isabel Ivette Jaclyn Jane Jenelle Joann Kara Katrina Kerri Kimberly Lacey Lilah Linnea Lorelai Macy Mallory Marlene Melinda Niamh Nicole Norah Odessa Olivia Orla Ophelia Paige Pamela Patrice Piper (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I like---Nicole. Out of the rest. Orla what is an Orla (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thembones 2009-03-07 01:10 am UTC (link)
	By the way, take Caitlin off. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	JONATHAN thembones 2009-03-07 01:29 am UTC (link)
	I LIKE SUSAN! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amelias 2009-03-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you don't get to complain about not looking pregnant! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-07 12:52 am UTC (link)
	When my principal makes a comment about how pudgy I'm looking, I certainly do! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2009-03-07 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, your principal is an idiot! Haven't you told him you're pregnant yet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-07 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I have! He's an old, old man so I suppose he may have forgotten, but all of those smirks from the other teachers! I could've screamed right there ~~SDJFsmn I wanted to beat Caitlin that's for---OOH THAT'S OFF THE LIST NOW~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2009-03-07 01:14 am UTC (link)
	If he's that old, you shouldn't let it bother you. And really, to hell with the other teachers. You are very pregnant and very gorgeous. Hell, you look ten times better than I did at six months. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2009-03-07 01:29 am UTC (link)
	No wonder you're on the Wizengamot. You are ridiculously good at convincing people of things, Amelia Susan Bones ~~---------SUSAN. I LOVE THAT NAME SUSAN SUSAN---~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2009-03-07 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh so that's why they hired me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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