the honourable arcturus m. macmillan (takeachance) wrote,
@ 2008-08-01 19:32:00

three
There are some very troubling side effects of too much Italian wine and Muggle pop music.

I believe the words "honey" and "beast" were involved.

Maybe not so troubling?

I'm going to be in so much trouble.

I am also late for work.

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	malcolmite 2008-08-02 04:50 am UTC (link)
	YOU'RE WELCOME. It's a very good guess and apparently VERY TRUE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 04:51 am UTC (link)
	I don't know how you are gathering these falsehoods! They are very blatantly, very patently, untrue! UNTRUE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I have a very dirty, keen and observant mind Arcturus! It's not an uncommon leap for me, but in this case, the protesting, the ink blots the MATH LOOK AT THE MATH. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:10 am UTC (link)
	~~There was lots of sex, yeah.~~ Well. I refrain from comment. ~~Damn you.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I WIN. IS IT HER? BLOT GIRL? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:19 am UTC (link)
	MALCOLM! Time and a place, man, time and a place. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:22 am UTC (link)
	ARCTURUS. You're being mean to her? How is this conducive to MORE sex? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm not being mean to her! You should hear what this girl says to me! AND WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MORE SEX? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:26 am UTC (link)
	DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP TALKING? STOP. TALKING! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:28 am UTC (link)
	MY JOURNAL! AMSCRAY! SCAT! SWEDISH POP ~~MORNING AFTER SEX~~ ITALIAN WINE MALE CHAUVINISM AND DOOR HOLDING. Go on, spill some more ink! I've had it up to HERE with you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:33 am UTC (link)
	You----- SO. ANNOYING. How does anyone--- Oh my GOD I can't take you-- FINE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:35 am UTC (link)
	WHAT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:36 am UTC (link)
	IT WASN'T THAT GOOD ANYWAY! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:38 am UTC (link)
	FALSE! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:32 am UTC (link)
	DO YOU HAVE A NAME? Can I know what it is? I'm teasing Arcturus right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:34 am UTC (link)
	NO! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Aw, I don't want to call you blot girl though. It's so ugly and you're clearly very pretty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Don't call me anything! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:44 am UTC (link)
	But there will need to be discussion on the matter! Is your name very girly? Unique or More common? I CAN GUESS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impossiblecase 2008-08-02 05:45 am UTC (link)
	~~STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE~~ There will be no discussion because I am never coming near that man again! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh I highly doubt that. THERE WILL BE SHOPPING AND YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO RESIST THE CORRECTLY ORGANIZED OUTFIT AND THE ILLEGALLY SEXY MAN INSIDE THEM. Trust me, love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamienotmorty 2008-08-02 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Malcolm, girls bite. Maybe you should leave her alone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Ewww. And I'm helping! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamienotmorty 2008-08-02 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I definitely didn't mean it sexually or wherever your mind went to get to "ew". And I think you might be exacerbating it actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Girl cooties, mate! Kind of part of the plan! WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW JAMESTER?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamienotmorty 2008-08-02 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh do get over that. Really. They're fine. Unless they don't bathe, but that's something else entirely. I still don't think you should do that. And sitting in bed. Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:31 am UTC (link)
	YOU DID. You're clearly reverting to being FOURTEEN and pulling her pigtails. You're supposed to be nicer. HONEY NOT VINEGAR. What shirt did you wear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:34 am UTC (link)
	She doesn't have pigtails, so I couldn't pull them even if I wanted to. Which I don't, for the record! I was wearing the red one. Wait, how is this relevant? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:42 am UTC (link)
	EXAMPLE, MATE. It's true. You're being mean to her to keep her attention. Good choice! No wonder you got sex. Fashion is very important when it comes to attracting the right attention. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Not mean! Just protesting where protestation is required! I've always been kind of fond of that shirt, to b-- Malcolm! Who said anything about attracting the right attention! I don't want the right attention, I don't have time for the right attention-- the right attention is slightly illegal at this point in time! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:46 am UTC (link)
	SURE. Be nicer. So you're saying you're so sexy and hot, you should be illegal? DAMN RIGHT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that'-- wait, no! How did-- MALCOLM! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:50 am UTC (link)
	It's so true! Look at you! I bet you're blushing now. So sweet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	takeachance 2008-08-02 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Gawwwwwwh! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-08-02 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Shall I have to sic the Aurors on you? I'm going to have a lot of fun with these criminally sexy jokes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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