Fuck you parents.

Make a big-ass deal about coming down, make me clean my room, stuff my bra, wear make-up and what the fuck do you do?

Go off and spend two hours with me before running off to play with your little political friends and shit. And you don't even say goodbye.

I thought better of you at least, Mom.

You know what?
See how willing I am to go off to your next shin-dig.

/rant