Current mood:

fuckdamn

ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH MOVIES ON MYTHICAL MONSTERS
ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH FUCKING CTHULHU. I GAVE UP ON WATCHING YETI, SO NOW THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS HELP ME FIND CTHULHU.

FUCK THIS SHIT, GOING TO BLOCKBUSTERS. FUCKERS BETTER HAVE IT. I SHOULD FINISH MY EPISODE OF DESTINATION: TRUTH BEFORE I GO TO BED.

FUCKDAMNJUSTWANTEDTOWATCHHORRORMOVIESONLINEBUTNOOOO...

EDIT:

HERE WITH LULZ.

Uncle/Malaysian (paranormal?) reseacher: In Malaysia, they call it [insert some name for ghost], something like... bitches.
Josh: Bitches? *takes off glasses and looks to camera*
Uncle: Yeah. Mmkay.
Josh: ... Banshees?
Uncle: Yes, banshees!
Josh: Okay, not bitches! That's very different!

I WAS AMUSED.

EDIT:

OH GOD JED KILLED A LEECH FEASTING ON HIM. ANIMAL CRUELTY! I NAME THE LEECH EDWARD. TEN POINTS TO THOSE WHO CAN FIGURE OUT WHY.