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I just finished watching Feast 2. Oh, man, it's just like the first one--only ten times more disgusting. Which is good, actually, as I liked the original for all its over-the-top gore. And boy did it deliver the gore very well. There's one scene in particular that was quite vile, and would make people with a really uneasy stomach wanna vomit and maybe turn off the movie. Wiki wrote it up here:
As the brothers fashion the key in their workshop across the way, Greg begins evaluating a dead creature by disecting it and testing its organs. After accidentally dousing Grandma with scores of a green spewing liquid he ends up inadvertently setting off a spout of foul smelling flatulence, dousing Secrets in its excrement, and showering the women with its semen before they convince him to stop.
I guess it was semen? It looked more like urine to me. Either way, BUKKAKE AND PUKE ALL AROUND! AND FLOPPING SPEWING MONSTER DICK! Among other violent and gross-out deaths, there's also the rape of a cat by monster and one of my favorites, as wiki wrote it:
While making the machine, however they hear a baby crying. The family that Slasher had sold the station wagon to had been attacked and the parents killed. Greg volunteers to save the baby, and during which is attacked by the creatures. He runs but finds he cannot outrun them and throws the baby into the air, letting it fall to the ground where it is promptly eaten. He returns to the roof to the sneers of 'Baby killer' from Thunder.
The scene was quite hilarious, as it was set up so heroic and hopeful, and then he just throws the baby in the air and for like half a minute, we just watch the sobbing baby as he floats whimsically in the air to morbidly happy music before crash landing onto the pavement, twitching/moaning then getting eaten. Oh, Feast series, I do love your insanity.
But I do recommend people who love:
a) black comedy horrors
b) horror movies in general
c) monster horror movies
d) gore
e) boobs
f) b-movies
g) all of the above
to give it a watch. You can find the movies at places like Blockbuster or even Netflix. Add them to your movies-to-watch list and/or queues right now, bitches.
The monsters reminded me of Skinwalkers, but this movie really just blew that out of the water or something and now they're just... weird thingies. No background explanations, alas, so you'll never know how they came to be or where they came from, which is something I always like to know.
Though the ending was a giant fucking cliffhanger. I went to wiki to see if they were gonna make a third movie and well:
In an interview with Marcus Dunstan, the writer of the original film, it was confirmed that Feast 3: The Happy Finish is currently in the works. John Gulager will return to direct the film. Dunstan also stated that the film could possibly be rated NC-17.
I am so happy there'll be a third one, and I wish to believe the Happy Finish part is not morbid lol. This is rare: me looking forward to more sequels! This series and Ju-On are the top ones. All other sequels can kiss my ass.
Baaah, that's about it. HOW ABOUT I SPAM YOU WITH DRAGONS NOW?
  <-- hoping for light
   
Once again opened DC when they were dropping zombie eggs. Missed all three. Was around for another egg drop, but was too slow to get a paper and dino. All the other dropped eggs were the generic brands. I really hope they come out with new species soon. My nerd rage cannot handle this much nerdy angst.
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