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m i r a n d a ([info]stageleft) wrote,
@ 2009-07-20 22:21:00


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I SAW BERTRAM AUBREY NAKED


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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:26 am UTC (link)
I also do private showings for the right girl.

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:28 am UTC (link)
BERTRAM AUBREY YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!!!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
I take offense to such an accusation.

Really, you show up naked at one wedding...

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
DON'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH OF A JERK THAT MAKES YOU???

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
...no?

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:38 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SUCHA JERK!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 03:38 am UTC (link)
....ooookay. Bints are so weird.

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Miranda
[info]ralphed
2009-07-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
I can't come up with anything remotely funny to say, so--

What?

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Ralph
[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:33 am UTC (link)
Ohmygod believe me you wouldn't have wanted to see it.

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Miranda
[info]ralphed
2009-07-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
How did you even-- what, did he just--- ?

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Ralph
[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:40 am UTC (link)
HE APPARATED INTO THE MIDDLE OF FRANZY'S WEDDING BUTT ARSE NAKED AND STARTED CALLING HER NAMES AND OH MY GOD IT WAS SO INTENSE

He's really not that cute I don't know what all those girls talk about.

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Miranda
[info]ralphed
2009-07-21 03:44 am UTC (link)
...

Wow. wow.

WOW.

What a bloody prick. And she didn't skin him alive...?

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Ralph
[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 03:50 am UTC (link)
I. KNOW!

NO SHE DIDN'T, SHE JUST STALKED OUT AFTER HIM AND WE WERE ALL LIKE 'WHAT JUST HELL HAPPENED?'

I swear if any of our exes show up naked at our wedding I'm going to end up in Azkaban. Just so you know.

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 04:02 am UTC (link)
dfahewjifadsfvad

I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

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FRANZY
[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 04:09 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!

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MIRANDA
[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 04:14 am UTC (link)
I may or may not have snogged him and then---

I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT EITHER.

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FRANZY
[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MIRANDA
[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-07-21 04:44 am UTC (link)
I AM A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE I KISSED BERTRAM AUBREY WHEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE GETTING MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE. AND IT TOOK HIM SHOWING UP AT MY WEDDING NAKED FOR ME TO REALIZE THAT I WAS MARRYING SOMEONE FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 04:36 am UTC (link)
I DID TOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS! I still can't believe it!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
Another satisfied lady, I see.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 04:39 am UTC (link)
GOISDKGMGRSLKDMGS That is! Not what---I meant!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 04:40 am UTC (link)
You aren't going to call me a horrible person too, are you?

):

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 04:44 am UTC (link)
No! No. I don't think you're a horrible person.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 04:48 am UTC (link)
Well, that's good.

So, did you like what you saw?

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:02 am UTC (link)
That! Is---inappropriate.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:18 am UTC (link)
Is it really?

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:21 am UTC (link)
Y-yes?

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:21 am UTC (link)
I don't think you really think that.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:22 am UTC (link)
You don't???

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:30 am UTC (link)
Nah, I think you liked it an you're just shy.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
ERRRRR! I guess I am a bit shy...

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:43 am UTC (link)
So, dinner.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
WOEIJSDKGMS
Wait you've already snogged this guy randomly so

BUT NOW IT'S LIKE NOT JUST--
---Oh god what if he shows up naked?!


Okay!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:47 am UTC (link)
I'll try to remember to wear pants, but I make no guarantees.

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[info]catchmelove
2009-07-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
OHMYGODPLEASEWEARPANTS!

I'll try to wear pants too!

I MEAN--- I mean like. Instead of...a skirt?

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-07-21 05:51 am UTC (link)
Well, I seem to remember you have nice legs.

Wear pants or not.

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[info]ingrids
2009-07-21 04:46 am UTC (link)
Was he hot? I heard he's hot.

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-21 05:45 am UTC (link)
Meh.

[INGRID] OH MY GOD VERY! [/INGRID]

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Miranda
[info]ingrids
2009-07-21 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Ohhhhhh my god JEALOUS!!!

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Ingrid
[info]stageleft
2009-07-22 05:55 pm UTC (link)
wsjgrkfdmgns damn right you are!

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[info]dodger
2009-07-22 05:45 am UTC (link)
Right.

So, I need to go rip this page out of mum's journal, yeah?

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-22 05:47 am UTC (link)
OUR MOTHER HAS A JOURNAL?!?!?! WHAT

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[info]dodger
2009-07-22 05:52 am UTC (link)
This would be me nodding.

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-22 02:28 pm UTC (link)
You are such a LIAR, Mortimer Dodderidge!

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[info]dodger
2009-07-22 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Not in the slightest.

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[info]stageleft
2009-07-22 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Yuh huh WHATEVER I am going to ask her right now!

BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD GO BE NOSY WITH ME IN HARMONY'S JOURNAL!!!

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