Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2008-03-12 16:21:00

018. 12/03/97
PRIVATE TO SELF/AGAINST PROFESSORS
What the fuck? Are Fred and George sodding psychics? How else would they know that sending me that shite now would be more embarrassing than ever with all the ruddy sex dreams I've been having? They're bloody evil... Satan's spawn, I swear. Figures they were born on April Fool's Day. Fitting, isn't it?

What the hell am I supposed to do with that stuff? Not like I ~~can~~ would use it. ~~Though the book looks rather interesting.~~ If I even mentioned the owl to Hermione she'd flip out. Where am I even supposed to put it? I bet if I tried to chuck the stuff it'd jump right back in my hand or something. Sounds like something Fred and George would do.

Fucking hell. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione. Do not think about sex products and Hermione.

Damnit. Too late.
END PRIVATE

PRIVATE TO HARRY/AGAINST PROFESSORS
Fred and George sent me an owl. With new products of theirs. Sex products. Some Kama sutra book, a lust potion and handcuffs. Merlin, mate, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that stuff? Hermione will flip. Help me out here? What do I do with the stuff? Where do I put it? How do I keep Hermione from finding it?

Help. Please. AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL GINNY.
END PRIVATE TO HARRY

Who invented big brothers? Seriously. I'd like to have a talk with him or her.

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	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I ask myself that every day. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm the exception there, Gin. You should know that. ~~Harry didn't tell you, did he?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	...I should? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, stop. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Stop? What? Hmm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, Gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong with you! It's a glorious day, Ronald! Big smiles, funshine! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	~~Not on my end.~~ My, aren't we chipper? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, we are! We are having a good day, even though our boyfriend has gone round the bend with Quidditch and the DA--it seems that he has remembered that he has a girlfriend, so we are thankful and pleased at his gesture. So--if we are so merry, why are you so killjoyish? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Stop saying 'we' for everything, eh? It's confusing. 'M'not killyjoyish. Just not chipper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-12 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. My boyfriend is being very sweet, and I am quite chuffed over it all. Why so blue, then? Did you fight with Mione? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:01 am UTC (link)
	~~Not yet.~~ No. I'm not blue... I'm just not over the moon either. Can't a guy just be okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:08 am UTC (link)
	I can tell when you are mopey. You are Mopey McGee, Ronald Weasley! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you say, Gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	You know, I am not in the mood for this. Those of us with two good knees have Quidditch, and then I'm going to snog my boyfriend under the stands for a bit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I did not need to know that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:26 am UTC (link)
	It's not like we're shagging under the stands! It's just snogging! ~~And maybe I little bit of~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't matter! I don't care as long as I don't know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ginnyweasley 2008-03-13 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Fine! Then I will cancel the skywriter for afterwards to let you know how good it was, if you're going to be like that! ~~What is wrong...I just have a feeling...like a mother's intuition...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

kennicot
2008-03-12 11:00 pm UTC (link)

I would, too! I would like to ask why I didn't get any! Though logically I understand that there was no way for my parents to have a child before me, it still is quite deflating to not have someone to have gone before me and ask advice of, especially what they think of the nice dress I just made out of the pouf slipcovers from the Divinination classroom, for they are such a rich and lovely indigo organza, and I couldn't bear to let them go. I rather think I should sew bells onto it, so that way I make music with every step, but maybe perhaps I should put on small mirrors instead. Or maybe both! Oh! I should do both!

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	spidersbegone 2008-03-12 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Er, right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You're shiting me. Right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I wish I was, mate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 03:22 am UTC (link)
	~~Heh.~~ Throw it in the rubbish if you don't want it! Or burn it. Or give it to someone else - sadly, I know a lot of blokes around here who would weep in joy for something like that. ~~Erm~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You don't think I've thought of that? Knowing Fred and George all the stuff is charmed to jump right back in my hands if I try to chuck it! Should I just hide it all? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 03:38 am UTC (link)
	~~You haven't tri~~ So - I take it you don't want to use it? I'm sorry, this is - your brothers are hitting the bloody bottle clearly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:40 am UTC (link)
	~~Of course I bloody want to! I'm a bloke, aren't I?~~ It's not a question of wanting to or not, Harry, its a question of how quickly Hermione would kill me if she saw them or if I mentioned them. No, they're in their right mind. They just like to torture me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Ron

hjpotter
2008-03-13 03:51 am UTC (link)

Why would you mention them! And what, she'd be poking around your stuff? Since she does that all the time? If you want to - why not keep them? ~~This is really wrong to discuss.~~ If not, and if you don't want to try to get rid of them, then you best well find a good hiding spot. And not in my trunk thank you for your sister would absolutely find it there.

I hope they sent a box to Percy then too.

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	Harry spidersbegone 2008-03-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Reckon I could stuff them under my bed, yeah? Why would Hermione look there? She's hardly ever in the dorm anyhow. Probably not. They torture him in other ways. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ron hjpotter 2008-03-13 04:03 am UTC (link)
	~~I don~~ I guess that's a good a place as any? Oh Percy. I can't even imagine then, what they would have for him - I just shuddered. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
	What did Fred and George do this time? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 04:07 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh, bloody hell.~~ Nothing, 'Mione. Don't worry about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm not worried about it, I'm just curious what they've done this time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Just another prank. ~~Merlin, you can't see me blushing through this thing, can you?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
	What sort of prank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Their usual. They just like to torture me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You shouldn't let them get to you like that since it's obviously what they want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes I can't help it, 'Mione. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Tell them to stop sending you their products then or get your mum involved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-03-13 04:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm not a tattle. I can handle it. Doesn't matter, I'm not going to use anything they send. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	athenaspupil 2008-03-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Good, since you never have any idea as to whether or not they've been tested. You don't want to wind up being a guinea pig of theirs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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