Ronald Weasley (spidersbegone) wrote,
@ 2008-01-27 22:20:00

009. 10/20/97
Okay, so, minor dilemna here. I just got a package from Fred and George through owl post. How is this a dilemna, you ask? Three reasons. One: Fred and George never send me packages. Ever. Two: When they do send me packages, they're full of jokes and/or pranks and/or are hexed. Three: Last time I gave them the benefit of the doubt I spent three days speaking with a lisp. Yeah, exactly. They're bloody evil. So, I'm not exactly sure what to do here... it's dangerous opening things from the twins! I am noy going back to that ruddy hospital wing. Maybe I'll have Hermione check it! She'd probably give them the benefit of the doubt though and doesn't really know how they operate.

Should I just open it myself? I could be risking injury. The first time I opened one of their letters on my own I wound up with boils all over my hands with the explanation that they were looking for a test subject for their latest product and thought I'd be willing. Willing my arse. Bloody twins.

Alright, Gin? I'm coming to find you. I think between the two of us we can figure out if this sodding package is dangerous or not. Have your wand ready, yeah? Could explode on us.

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theweasleygirl
2008-01-28 04:47 am UTC (link)

Fine. Well. Best that I prepare my will...

Hermione: I leave you Arnold. Love him dearly for me.
Neville: My special galleon. You know the one...
Luna: My best earrings. They resemble those Delsim Thewkocks you were describing.
Michael: My photo of the Gryffindor Quidditch team after we won the cup last year. Since I know you covet it so...
Hannah: My best counterjinx spells, Fred-and-George tested. No more water balloons.
Susan: All the rest of my Quibblers, to encourage good resting.
Romilda: A box of chocolates
Kat: My broom. It's not as good as yours, but it's served the team well, yeah?
Ernie: My chapter on yoga from my Muggle Studies book. It seems to relax and help you rest...
Melanie: The Cheer Up Pops from Fred and George's shop. One suck is worth a thousand smiles, and since you already have a million, maybe your kind heart would know who best to give these too.
Booth: Exploding snaps!
Evelyn: my cooking cauldron. Think of me well when you make up a new batch of scones!
Victoria: My dress robes
Harry: My wand, I know you have an interest in wandlore. Also: my heart.
El--

Oh Merlin. Ron's here. The rest of you, fight over what's left! Remember me fondly!

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	spidersbegone 2008-01-28 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Funny, Gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-28 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, I didn't get to yours. Ron: My camera. So that when you run across more snogging you can take a photo instead of gaping--it lasts longer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-28 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're right hilarious there, Ginny. I'm laughing hysterically. ~~I wish I could do the snogging instead of watching other people do it.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melanie 2008-01-28 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	That's so nice of you, Ginny! Can I give them to professor Snape? And I really hope you don't die, Ron! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spidersbegone 2008-01-28 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, thanks. Brilliant. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	theweasleygirl 2008-01-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	~~Snape sucks. That works.~~ As I will be dead, I trust your discretion, whether that be to Professor Snape or Mrs. Norris. Though...with paws...I doubt she could enjoy them much... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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