Well, go me, I've successfully pissed my dad right the fuck off.

Gah. What the hell is wrong with me? Why am I such a horrible person?

I'm gonna go emo all over this post. T_T

mood: sad

 Dear Hillary Clinton,

I heard on the news that today you are in my home state of California.

To that, I only have one thing to say...



In other words, shut the fuck up, you dumbass whore, and get the fuck out.

mood: bitchy