Hi, I'm Forney James Frain. You might remember me from such roles as Forney Thomas Cromwell in The Tudors, or Forney Forney Forney

I'm sorry. I just have very fond memories of that movie since it came out when I was in grade 12 and it was, for a couple of weeks, the only thing that the little one-screen theatre in town would show. Anyhow, uh, these are not very impressive. But they are, in fact, Forney James Frain icons.