1959→
APRIL: born
1967→
SEPTEMBER: Ethan begins Hogwarts education
1970→
SEPTEMBER: begins Hogwarts education
1974→
JUNE: Ethan finishes Hogwarts education
1977→
JUNE: finishes Hogwarts education
1977→
JUNE: begins working as assistant at Calliope Publishing
1979→
JUNE: begins working as editor at Calliope
1980→
JULY: picks up Anneliese Jugon as writer
1980→
AUGUST: gets caught up in attack on Diagon Alley with Rachel Englewood, sustains injuries that lead to temporary memory and language loss
1980→
OCTOBER picks up Graciela Cervantes as writer
1981→
APRIL: niece, Anna, is born
1981→
APRIL-JULY: dates Emmeline Vance
1982→
JANUARY: beings dating Graciela
1983→
MARCH: picks up William Knightley as writer
1984→
FEBRUARY: begins actively recruiting famous persons for biographies
1984→
FEBRUARY: infected with Valesco Virus
1984→
APRIL: only mildly accosted by Axe Brookstanton in his office
1984→
JULY: nephew, Ian, is born
1984→
SEPTEMBER: moves to Somerset with Graciela (and Zacharias!)
1985→
JANUARY: NYE engagement!!
1985→
MARCH: world cup in nyc!!
1985→
APRIL: picks up Oliver Comstock as writer
1985→
JUNE: MARRIES GRACIELA!!!
