1958→ OCTOBER: born
1961→ JANUARY: sister, Juliet, is born
1970→ SEPTEMBER: begins Hogwarts education
1971→ OCTOBER: joins Slytherin quidditch team
1972→ SEPTEMBER: Juliet begins Hogwarts education
1973→ AUGUST: named Slytherin quidditch captain
1973→ OCTOBER: begins dating Rachel Englewood
1974→ MAY: slytherin wins house cup!
1974→ JUNE: Rachel and Caradoc break up
1974→ NOVEMBER: begins dating Matilda Rowle
1975→ JUNE: Matilda and Caradoc break up
1976→ JANUARY: moves out of parent's house with Juliet
1976→ MAY: slytherin wins house cup!
1976→ JUNE: becomes engaged to Mackenzie Loftus, starts macking in with Matilda
1976→ DECEMBER: engagement to Mackenzie broken off
1977→ JANUARY: BLAST FROM THE PAST secretly begins dating Rachel again
1977→ JUNE: finishes Hogwarts education
1977→ JUNE: he breaks up with Rachel and decides to go on a grand tour
1977→ NOVEMBER: returns to uk after traveling to avoid becoming involved in the war
1977→ DECEMBER: forced into death eater ranks by Orpheus Travers
1978→ JANUARY: joins Order of the Phoenix, becomes spy for Order; saves Frank Longbottom and James Potter's lives in the process
1978→ JANUARY: begins dating Dorcas Meadows
1978→ AUGUST: parents are killed by Maddockson Selwyn
1978→ OCTOBER: rescues Emmeline Vance from Greenland
1979→ FEBRUARY: Dorcas begins seeing Derek Dobbs; they break up
1979→ MARCH: begins dating Emmeline
1979→ JUNE: Juliet finishes Hogwarts education
1979→ JULY: Juliet marries Rhys Nott
1979→ DECEMBER: instructed by Grayson Wilkes to kill Emmeline
1980→ JANUARY: attacked by Grayson when Caradoc does not go through with order; he disappears mid battle, presumed dead. Dorcas dies in the same night.
1981→ JULY: returns to England under direct order from Albus Dumbledore to find Order of the Phoenix traitor, along with other various assignments; lives with Goldsteins
1981→ JULY: aides Sebastian Goldstein in capturing Christopher Loftus
1981→ JULY: reunites with Emmeline by chance at muggle train station; ultimate otp status resumes
1981→ AUGUST: AMSTERDAM
1981→ NOVEMBER: war is over!
1982→ MARCH: moves to USA with Emmeline
1983→ MARCH: first son, Andrew, is born
1983→ APRIL: begins work as wizarding stockbroker
1983→ SEPTEMBER: runs into Therese Bonaccord like whoa
1983→ OCTOBER: kills Remy Valois for her
1984→ OCTOBER: returns to England for some atonement of his past acts. But before he can start, runs into Derek Dobbs and everything goes downhill and out of control from there. Spills his guts to Rachel Englewood, then promptly wipes her memory of him
1984→ NOVEMBER: burns Derek's house down, steals his kneazle and finally returns to NYC