Caden Flint (silex) wrote,
@ 2011-04-08 02:58:00

Today, my son's teacher asked him:

"What do you think of when you think about Easter?"

I swear to God, this is what comes out of his mouth:

"Throwing eggs at people. The ones that are hard, and don't break and hurt more."

I can not wait 4 more bloody years until this kid is off at Hogwarts. At least then I can't be held responsible for when he breaks someone else's nose with a hard boiled egg like he did last year.

On that note, I won't blame Aunt Jules for not coming back this year for dinner, Stell. We're going to have to start handing out head gear for our guests. It's either that, or we tie Marcus down to his chair like I've been suggesting since he was old enough to sit in one.

You choose.

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	estellerina 2011-04-08 04:50 am UTC (link)
	If I catch him throwing eggs he will never get candy in his Easter basket again! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	silex 2011-04-08 05:03 am UTC (link)
	If I remember correctly, that was the same threat you made last year. And then he got sick because he ate too many of those sugar coated marshmallows. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	estellerina 2011-04-08 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Maybe we won't let him have his candy for a week, then! He'll have to sit and be a good boy or else nothing. And you know how Jacob and Lizzy will make him feel bad about it. Christ, our children are little fiends. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	silex 2011-04-08 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Isn't there some way we can humanely quarantine Lizzy so she isn't influenced by her brothers? I swear to fucking God, sometimes I have to push back Marcus' hair just to make sure the horns haven't grown in yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	estellerina 2011-04-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I think the pink of her room does a good job at that! I'm pretty sure his horns will sprout when puberty hits. And when that happens...well, have fun!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	silex 2011-04-08 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking more along the lines of hexed doorways and safety glass. That's the beauty of Hogwarts - they get to deal with him through puberty. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mcseeker 2011-04-08 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Looks like you've got a chaser on your hands! Let's start his work-out regime so he'll be the first first-year in a century to make the school team! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	silex 2011-04-08 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, sounds like a brilliant plan. You really think we can trust putting my son on a broom and trust that he won't zoom off in an act of rebellion, crash into a tree, fall to the ground and break his neck? Remember who we're talking about, here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

mcseeker
2011-04-08 05:09 am UTC (link)

He's old enough to join the Q.U.A.B.B.L.E. youth leagues! Man, I would've killed to have those extra few years of practice before joining the Hogwarts team! You can't deprive him of that!

And when he crashes into a tree and breaks his neck, he'll know that ain't too fun and won't do it again! Plus they like, charm-pad the shit out of those pitches, he'd probably bounce off like a mile.

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	silex 2011-04-08 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I'll think about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcseeker 2011-04-08 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. I'm going to mention it to Marcus at Easter dinner. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	silex 2011-04-08 05:24 am UTC (link)
	You say one fucking word and I'm going to be the one chucking eggs at your face. The last thing I need is him hounding me about it because Uncle Finn said it would be a 'good idea'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcseeker 2011-04-08 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Only looking out for my godson's best interests! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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