Mary Jane's Last Dance

Wow, Family Guy is lame.

In fact, it's been pretty lame ever since it came back from cancellation, to be honest. Some things should just stay canceled, no matter how good they may have been.

It's funny what October baseball can do to a gal. Now we're halfway into football season, and most of the way through college football season -- and I really haven't been following it extensively the way I did last year (or the year before that, for that matter). USF's having a painfully average season, and with the loss to Cincy, have dropped off the rankings. The Saints defense sucks yet again this year, holding back our terrific offense (BREESUS <3). Deuce tested positive for drugs, or really, drug-masking diuretics. Why, Deuce, why? :(

And that's about it really.

Uh, how much longer 'til baseball season starts up again? April? FUUUUUUUUUCK. Maybe they'll have spring training games on teevee. I would go to the spring training games if they weren't like an hour and a half to two hours away now.


Oh yeah, and King of the Hill got cancelled, too. At least they'll have enough episodes left to run through '09, but that breaks my heart. At least the show was consistently good throughout its lifespan, unlike the Simpsons or Family Guy.


Project Runway's done 'til next year. In fact, all the good shows on Bravo have wrapped up for the season, leaving me with atrocities like Real Housewives (gag). This year's USA version of Kitchen Nightmares hasn't been living up to expectations (the editing is worse oh god and I didn't think it could have gotten any worse). Once South Park's latest run is over in early December, I really won't have much to watch on the telly. I miss baseball. :(

Maybe I'll go out and hike more.

Did anybody watch Kitchen Nightmares last night?

Have any of you seen the South Park episode "Biggest Douche In The Universe?"

Here's a summary of last night's Kitchen Nightmares: The owner of the restaurant, Sebastian, is like John Edward in "Biggest Douche In The Universe", except he's a wannabe chef instead of a wannabe psychic. This guy has his head stuck up his ass, is a pompous jackass, and one of the biggest cases of denial that I have ever seen. This guy is a fucking nutter and the true Biggest Douche In The Universe.

You really have to see just how bad it is because there are no words to describe how much of a bat he is. You can also take a look at this here page. Can you spot the fake reviews?

"Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There's no bigger douche than you.

You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin' douche.
Your dream has come true."

Lawl, I was on the news (again).

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=63097

Go click on the video story, and there I am!

Welp, so my favorite person got voted off tonight on Hell's Kitchen. :(

At least Gordon's sending her to culinary school. There's the sweet side of Gordon the States rarely get to see. :)


Oh, and at least Josh went down with the ship, too. God he was so awful, I don't see how he got that far anyway.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/afternoon/article.aspx?storyid=59433

Click on the video story link, I'm in the super-trendy white vest and pastel pink shirt. All the pharmacy techs pussied out, so I had my fifteen seconds of fame I think. Haha.