Mary Jane's Last Dance

Ever since I re-watched that South Park episode "Guitar Queer-O", I can't get Kansas' "Carry On My Wayward Son" out of my head. All I can think of is Randy playing it on real guitar and Cartman saying afterwards, "That's gay, Mr. Marsh."

I can't believe my team is one win away from going to the WORLD FUCKING SERIES. I'm cautiously optimistic -- Boston has come back twice against being down 3-1, including last year. However, I think we've got a good chance.

My final thoughts:

Don't pull the thing out unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad

It sounds so dirty, but whatever. That is all. XD

Did anybody watch Kitchen Nightmares last night?

Have any of you seen the South Park episode "Biggest Douche In The Universe?"

Here's a summary of last night's Kitchen Nightmares: The owner of the restaurant, Sebastian, is like John Edward in "Biggest Douche In The Universe", except he's a wannabe chef instead of a wannabe psychic. This guy has his head stuck up his ass, is a pompous jackass, and one of the biggest cases of denial that I have ever seen. This guy is a fucking nutter and the true Biggest Douche In The Universe.

You really have to see just how bad it is because there are no words to describe how much of a bat he is. You can also take a look at this here page. Can you spot the fake reviews?

"Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There's no bigger douche than you.

You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin' douche.
Your dream has come true."