Mary Jane's Last Dance

Did anybody watch Kitchen Nightmares last night?

Have any of you seen the South Park episode "Biggest Douche In The Universe?"

Here's a summary of last night's Kitchen Nightmares: The owner of the restaurant, Sebastian, is like John Edward in "Biggest Douche In The Universe", except he's a wannabe chef instead of a wannabe psychic. This guy has his head stuck up his ass, is a pompous jackass, and one of the biggest cases of denial that I have ever seen. This guy is a fucking nutter and the true Biggest Douche In The Universe.

You really have to see just how bad it is because there are no words to describe how much of a bat he is. You can also take a look at this here page. Can you spot the fake reviews?

"Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There's no bigger douche than you.

You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin' douche.
Your dream has come true."

Welp, so my favorite person got voted off tonight on Hell's Kitchen. :(

At least Gordon's sending her to culinary school. There's the sweet side of Gordon the States rarely get to see. :)


Oh, and at least Josh went down with the ship, too. God he was so awful, I don't see how he got that far anyway.