Mary Jane's Last Dance

I found out today through sources that my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend is now pregnant.

I only have one word to say to all of this: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that not loud enough for you? Here I go again: LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLoh god my ribs hurt from laughing so hard at yall's stupidity

Protip #1: Even if you think you're sterile, continue to use protection. Every time. If not, you might get an oops!

Kids cost at least $10,000 a year. ALONE. Yeah. Just on kid expenses. It is estimated that the average family with a kid born in 2008 will be spending at least $350,000 on it in its childhood.

Have fun with that. In the meantime, I'll be chillaxing on the weekends in my new house, possibly with friends, and going out to places and enjoying life. :D

Today was the first day of my new job.

It was slow going at first, and then my associate producer and I came across a freelancer (I'm also a freelancer, but I'm also doing grunt work for a month) that had turned in his listings...rather early.

They were terrible. There were tons of grammar errors, spelling errors, factual errors, errors up the wazzoo. This guy couldn't write his way out of a junior high essay competition. My seventh grade sister could have written better articles. So the task I was given was to look over that guy's articles, and re-write and correct stuff as necessary.

A couple of the articles I pretty much had to re-write from scratch. They were THAT bad.

( Click thru for more lack of faith in humanity! )

People think they can get away with anything, can't they?


And then I went to BJ's after work, where I had a beer and baked potato (always awesome).

This article angers the fuck out of me. It's absolutely saddening when an ADULT, and a PARENT can stoop this fucking low, to drive an already suicidal teenager to the end of the line.

If you've always wondered why I don't put much, if any, faith in humanity, well here's a good example right here.

These people are sick, twisted, and I hope that Karma delivers -- bigtime.

Oh man, if you think your job is bad, take a look at this.

It makes my days working at a shit ripoff hobby store look like I'd won a trip to Disneyland.