Mary Jane's Last Dance

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6/29/09 05:23 pm

Eh, I'm not sure I'm going to use this thing anymore. I just can't be arsed anymore, and well, it's easier to keep up with my facebook. If you want to keep up with me, feel free to add me over there as a friend. I'll still keep this thing for past posterity though.

1/7/09 12:16 am - The captain goes down with the ship.

Hey guys? You're safer staying here. Defecting to LiveJournal may not be an option for much longer.

Thoughts?

11/26/08 01:32 am - Boredom, brought to you by the letter B and the word "ennui".

Do you guys like to have fun? Sure you do, unless you're soulless.

Then come check this shit out.

If enough of you are interesting in playing (it gets addictive from the get-go), I can make us a special group to be in :D
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11/8/08 05:01 pm

Come play Forumwarz with me! It's delightfully offensive and strangely addicting! If you want to friend me on there, I'm Tuesday. In addition to the regular Forumwarz, there's also a multi-player mode, so if we're on at the same time we can make many lulz.

11/8/08 02:02 am




Read a goddamn book, your body needs water so drink that shit. I rarely post youtube videos but this is awesome

9/15/08 03:23 am

Okay okay I have to share this. While browsing through Wikipedia, a pastime of mine while bored, I found this -- a typhoon called Longwang.

LONGWANG.

LONGWANG.

Don't believe me? Here's the page.



Huh-huh. Wang.
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8/22/08 04:46 am

Have any of you guys tried this thingie before? Hah, I can't get enough of it. If you're one that likes to keep catalogue of everything (I am), it may be for you. I keep adding stuff to the dining section of it.

Sometimes I wish I was back in the central VA/northern VA/DC area again. The job market for people in my field is as dry as an old whore's vajayjay. Up in that area, it's like a boom. Gurf. I might be stuck doing retail again for a while :(

That storm didn't do squat here. SQUAT. It didn't even rain. We just had some cloud cover. And yet the media market here went bonkers. Ooooh, clouds, scaryyyyy. Better call Winnie-The-Pooh, it's a slightly blustery day. We were probably the only area in Florida that didn't get affected by the storm, and yet the media went bonkers, especially the local newspaper. I don't understand why they all have such a hard-on for a hurricane to hit the Bay area. Phhhhbt. Sometimes I wish that once we pack up and move elsewhere (assuming we do), that afterwards a big ol' hurricane would come and hit the Bay area directly so they can all shut up about it. Tampa's got nothing cool to lose, anyway.

1/15/08 01:39 am - Lasagna cat!

You probably have not seen this, as the vast majority of content was put up yesterday --

--but this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the internet.

http://youtube.com/profile?user=lasagnacat

Watch everything. You won't regret it.

For starters, I recommend this and this.

You might die laughing.
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6/15/07 05:17 pm

I dunno, but this was one of the funniest things I've seen all day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxS_lLGQ2KE

(A/N 2/8/08: youtube took down the original video so I'll put up another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHLPjEQL0A )

Notice after he gets knocked out by a flying bottle, that there is still singing in the background. ROTFLMAO! I don't think you'd sound like that after you go down hard, some whimpering maybe, but no singing!
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3/30/07 06:03 pm

lmfao

http://community.livejournal.com/mac_cosmetics/21089308.html

EDIT: For those of you who can't see the post:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2292/img3075abc7.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8640/img3086axj6.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5425/img3090aup1.jpg
http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/6391/img3102aqe7.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/772/img3107aom4.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7660/img3109aul0.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/505/exgirlfriendcq2.jpg

He claims it's "Gwen Stefani's circa-2001 style" /edit

I don't mind men wearing makeup. But even if a smokin' hot babe was wearing this horrible, unblended makeup monstrosity, I'd laugh hard.

That fourth picture is nightmare-inducing. Him and Kelly Osbourne should be bad makeup buddies. It must suck having items pitched at your head alone.

I'm sorry if this picture will haunt you in your dreams tonight.

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2/1/07 06:46 pm


Your Score: INFJ - the counselor


You scored 9% I to E, 31% N to S, 33% F to T, and 42% J to P!




Your type is best summed up by the word "counselor", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. Only 2% of the population share your type. You are so empathic that you often know what others need before they know themselves. You are a complex person who can deal with complicated issues and people, almost prefer to, as you love problem solving. You can be something of an idealist or perfectionist, and should try to take yourself a little less seriously.

You are a supportive and insightful romantic partner, encouraging your mate to have dreams and work hard to make those dreams come true. Because you are so creative, you have a wealth of ideas to help them toward those goals. You need harmony so much that you are driven to resolve conflict quickly, as long as the terms don't violate your ethics. You feel the most appreciated when your partner admires your creativity, trusts your inspirations, and respects your values. It is also vitally important that your partner be open and emotionally available - in other words, that they be willing to share themselves completely.

Your group summary: idealists (NF)

Your type summary: INFJ






Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


Also: This in-depth look at INFJ types. This is me in a nutshell. It's eerie how this lengthy description describes me to a T.
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