Mary Jane's Last Dance

October 18th, 2008

04:03 am - The Offical Campaign to Forbid TBS From Ever Showing Another Playoff Game Ever

So nice I have to mention it twice!

http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/10/16/636078/playoff-announcers-a-modes

This speaks truth.

Something both Rays fans (me) and Red Sox fans (that blog) can wholeheartedly agree on (other than Yankees hate). We should team up to launch the TBS announcers into the sun. And Frank, too. We should have done that today if that were to be effective for tomorrow's game though. I wish there was some way TBS could know how many household televisions are on mute because their announcing is atrocious.

I pledge this, humble sirs and madames:

Have Rays-oriented commentary in this area (free Dewayne and Joe PLEASE). Have Red Sox-oriented commentary in the New England area. Everywhere else gets a couple of unbiased, intelligent announcers. All should know WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. These guys on TBS? They have absolutely no fucking clue. They think we win games because of catwalks and our former sucky GM WHO HASN'T BEEN WITH THE TEAM IN TWO YEARS (ROFL), they think the Sox win their games because David Ortiz is clutch and the green monster (also ROFL).

thank god for radio broadcast, that shit is going on mute.

edit: I think, with all goofiness intended, that this series will also decide who wins the presidency. You heard it here first. Guess who represents who (the colors match up to party colors). If that happens I'll be all like :O :O :O :O haha.
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05:52 pm - Captain Obvious' Fact #23

I've known this for a long time, but bagpipes in rock music are like the most awesome thing ever.
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