Mary Jane's Last Dance

Okay okay I have to share this. While browsing through Wikipedia, a pastime of mine while bored, I found this -- a typhoon called Longwang.

LONGWANG.

LONGWANG.

Don't believe me? Here's the page.



Huh-huh. Wang.

OMFG I THINK KAZMIR (Rays pitcher) BLEW THIS GAME ON PURPOSE. ...and if not, there'd better be something physically wrong with him because WHAT THE FUCK.

Also, a big WTF to Maddon for not pulling him until the damage was WAY TOO DEEP to come back.

I know there's tinfoil hat conspiracy theories floating out there that suggest that MLB itself or another large financial power (gamblers, ala the Black Sox conspiracy?) is buying them out to sacrifice their playoff chances, and I know that's silly as hell, but damned if the moves by Kazmir looked deliberate.

wwwwwwwwwwhaaaaat the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk.

I had to change the channel because I was feeling like hurling something at the TV. :(