Mary Jane's Last Dance

July 18th, 2008

02:06 am - Fatty fat Mcfatface.

I looked at some of the wedding proofs tonight, and holy crap does my face look FAT in almost half of them. Damn you short, square jawline! That's why I think I look better from the side, without grinning.

Now imagine if I WAS fat, I'd look absolutely bloated! But I'm not (5'1", 113 lbs), which makes me look weird. Le sigh. Maybe I can see what the magic of Photoshop can do once I scan those puppies in. My face seriously does not look that fat in real life. :(
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