Dad: chipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchipchip!

Me: ...

Dad: ererereroooo!

Me: O.o

Dad: I LOVE THESE TURKEY HUNTIN' SHOWS!

Me: Dad. You sound nothing like a turkey or a rooster.

Dad: Get my pellet gun, I'm goin' huntin'.

Me: .... *facepalm* Damn hunting channel.